The Wishing Well

[Mongol-Swedes]

Granted!...you did remember to bring SPF 300 sunscreen, right?

 

I wish for a plate.

[Nan Gorgwaith]

Granted, You Got it

 

You did want a Paper plate right?

 

I wish for it to rain, just a little.

[Stratechirk]

I wish for it to rain, just a little.

The gods grant your wish. From now on, wherever you go - it will drizzle. Never again fear death from thirst! Or for that matter, dry clothing.

 

I wish to be stronger.

[Mongol-Swedes]

Granted! You decide to celebrate your new strength by sitting down to some dinner, only to crush everything you touch. HEY, NOT SO HARD THERE, YOU!

 

Wish for some silverware.

[Nan Gorgwaith]

Granted!

 

Again it appears to be plastic (to go with the paper plates). If you try to use the "sporks", it is most likely they will snap off in your food.

 

I wish for more Hard Drive space for music.

 

 

[Mongol-Swedes]

Granted! Now you don't have enough space for the programs that play the music.

 

I wish for a cup.

[Nan Gorgwaith]

Granted! Ah the good ole styrofoam cup. Too bad it gets holes in it easy and the liquids put in it tend to leak out into your lap when you drink from it.

 

I wish for an external drive to put the music software on so I can play the music stored on my hard drive.

[Mongol-Swedes]

Granted! The device comes straight from Sofia, Bulgaria, infamous in the Information Technology industry for producing some of the more nasty computer viruses in history. Feel like a little Russian Roulette with your pc?

 

I wish for a napkin.

[Adaptus]

Granted! However it was used by someone with a highly deadly desease, and you die.

 

I wish from another pice of Kendal Mint Cake

[Mongol-Swedes]

Granted! But with it carries my curse, and you are transformed into a newt, only it will NEVER get better...

 

I wish for a quarterhoist.

[Stratechirk]

Granted. You get hoisted quartermast. By your underpants.

 

I wish for a scroll of Fireball.

[Nan Gorgwaith]

Granted!

 

You are given a scroll of Fireball. However, should you try to use it, you get consumed by an instant fireball right where you are standing.

 

I wish for some Tacos

[Social Democratic Confederation]

Granted! 3 meter tall man eating Tacos now chase you! Aww shame, you tripped and were eaten by a taco. How embarassing?

 

I wish for... uh... another wish

[Nan Gorgwaith]

GRANTED! You receive another wish BUT that wish is to be used only under certain conditions:

 

1) The Wish may be used - when it snows in the Sahara.

2) The Wish may be used - when there is Peace in the Middle East

3) The Wish may be used - when The Aristocratic Confederation becomes the most powerful nation in the world!

 

I wish for some nachos, since my taco request went berserk.

[Social Democratic Confederation]

Well, at least one of those is already true.

 

Granted! A plate of man-eating nachos, 3 meters wide, now chases you. It sprays gooey cheese on you, effectively pinning you down. Then it moves over you and devoures you whole!

 

I wish for a food...

[Mongol-Swedes]

Granted!...all food spoils at some point though, and today doesn't seem like your lucky day...

 

Hey-oh! I wish for a blue stick.

[Stratechirk]

Hey-oh! I wish for a blue stick.

Granted. Your significant other will be suprised. So will be the doctors.

 

I wish for a functional replica Teutonic bastard sword.

[Social Democratic Confederation]

Granted! Your 'functional' replica comes complete with a can opener, fork, spoon, compass, tweezers, letter opener, screw driver and swiss army insignia.... oops.

 

I wish for Rome!

[Nan Gorgwaith]

Granted!

 

I assume you wanted the HBO special ROME on DVD. It is just the 1st season.

 

I wish the pain in my toe would go away.

[Stratechirk]

I wish the pain in my toe would go away.

Granted. It leaves along with your whole foot. You may experience some phantom pain, but rest assured it's just your imagination.

 

I wish for a suit of plate armor.

[Nan Gorgwaith]

Granted! You try it on and it fits perfectly. Unfortunatly, you are unable to remove it and must figure out a way to live wearing a plate armor suit.

PS - DONT TAKE A SHOWER!

 

I wish my invisible foot would come back, even if it means pain.

[Social Democratic Confederation]

Granted! No pain in this foot o' yours, expect it's three sizes smaller than the other...

 

I wish the Disney company would go bankrupt so I won't have to watch any more of those damed movies ever again!

[Stratechirk]

I wish the Disney company would go bankrupt so I won't have to watch any more of those damed movies ever again!

Granted! However, the bankruptcy of Disney is the effect of a worldwide depression. People lose jobs, go hungry and annoyed. Finally, someone chucks the first stone. Someone else decides to counter with gunfire. The situation quickly spirals out of control, the world is consumed by a giant Free-For-All nuclear war.

 

On the upside, you will never have to watch a movie again. You're dead.

 

I wish for the giant Antimagic field that shrouds the Earth to be lifted.

[Emakera]

Uh, it doesn't happens.

 

I wished I had one extra index in each hand, fully functioning

[Koku]

Wish granted.... then, still in your dream, you were busy putting on gloves...

 

 

I wish I were 8 again...for a day.

Edited August 27, 2006 by Koku (see edit history)