The Wishing Well

[Orioni]

In this game, you make a wish. The next person will grant your wish. Unfortunately they will corrupt the granting. They will then make their own wish.

 

EXAMPLE:

 

I wish for world peace.

[Orioni]

Wish granted! A 10-ton piece of the world is hung around your neck.

 

I wish a better computer for Tagmatium.

 

(p.s. wishing for an uncorruptable granting would bring the wrath of the gods upon you)

[Koku]

Wish granted: However, it said "User incompatible; Upgrade user required"

 

I wish I could try Belgian waffle tomorrow morning.

[Orioni]

Wish granted! A Belgian waffle will be delivered to your house at 3 in the morning when you're still sleeping. The delivery guy will leave the message on your doorstep, but someone else eats it.

 

I wish I was a little bit taller.

[Adaptus]

Wish granted! A man came and gave you stilts.

 

I wish I had money.

[Mongol-Swedes]

Wish granted! A massive shipment of American bullion was shipped to your home, only to have it sink to the bottom of the ocean in transit.

 

Wish I could get a really cool smiley that would constantly change to accurately reflect my present mood!

[Emakera]

Wish granted! But it is in .bat format and it weighs 30 megabytes.

 

I wish I made an uncorruptable wish.

[Adaptus]

Wish granted, but hackers hacked your H@XZ0R wish, and corrupted it.

 

I wish I had a cup of tea.

[Emakera]

You have it-- but it's tape tea! Made from a fine "Braveheart" VHS.

 

I wish I _______ _____ .

[Suverina]

You wish you had yourself? ? If so - You got it, but some gansters killed you.

 

I wish that my cat became a princess.

Edited August 4, 2006 by Suverina (see edit history)

[Fleet Admiral Connor Grey]

Wish granted! Sorry, that was your wombat.

 

I wish for at least 6 hours of sleep a night...

[Tagmatium Rules]

Granted, but you never wake up!

 

I wish I could remember to give more regular diplomatic updates...

[Orioni]

Wish granted, but somehow we have run out of embassies and no need for reports.

 

I wish my promotor gives me an A for my thesis.

[Rennd]

Wish granted, but the A will be written in invisible ink.

 

I wish i could become super famous

[Stratechirk]

I wish i could become super famous

Granted. On your trip to a little-known Middle-Eastern country, you run into some of the more fanatical citizens of said country. They blindfold you, tie you to a pole and summarily execute you. Your final moments are immortalized by a National Geographic reporter hiding in the bushes, who then writes a famous article about the hedges of civilization and the breaking of human rights - with your picture appearing on the cover.

 

I wish I had perfect health of body and soul.

[Damak Var]

Granted: But something bad happens and you begin to smoke and drink. You develop lung cancer and die of alchohol poisoning then find out there is no afterlife.

 

I wish I was the CEO of a mega corporation and make tons of money.

Edited August 5, 2006 by BlackJackEmperor (see edit history)

[Adaptus]

Granted! However the next day the company collapes, all stocks plumit, and you end up broke.

 

I wish I had a comode.

[Social Democratic Confederation]

Granted. But you get a toilet-cover as the wishing well doesn't know WTF a Comode is...

 

I wish for nothing... let't see you ruin that!

Edited August 5, 2006 by The Aristocratic Confederation (see edit history)

[Suverina]

Wish granted, but instead you get EVERYTHING!

[Social Democratic Confederation]

Oh yeah! Now I have it all!

 

I wish Suverina was Socialist... muahahaha

[Damak Var]

Granted, but then the socialist system fails!!!

 

I wish I could break a cinder block with my head

[Orioni]

Wish granted, but you brake your neck as well.

 

I wish I had an extra pair of arms.

[Adaptus]

Granted! But they come saying made in china on the side, and no garantee.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Orioni]

Wish granted, but you forgot you were afraid of heights.

 

I wish I never needed any sleep. (Goodnight.)

[Social Democratic Confederation]

Granted! Your heart fails three weeks later due to lack of rest, paramedics simply can't revive the extremely exhausted heart muscle, maybe the rest will do you some good...

 

I wish for a bag of DoOm!