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If I understand my biology correctly --

"The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming."

 

"Llamas are dangerous, so if you see on where people are swimming, you shout:

LOOK OUT, THERE ARE LLAMAS!"

 

So, my question is, if they are so dangerous, why are yours quivering??

 

Maybe they are cold? From the swimming? Well, that gives me an idea for your welcoming gift for coming to Europa.

 

Here are a full gross of battery-powered, self-warming wool stockings. Just put them over their little hooves and they'll be right as rain...

 

(Welcome to the region!)

 

King Adric, Son of Valdis

The Pictish Wilderness

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Welcome, i'm Gaius. I hope you enjoy your stay in this very interesting place. I would ask you to vote for me as senator, but it won't make in difference, for i feel i am going to lose. So vote for Orioni.

 

*sits brooding in corner*

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Welcome to Europa! sorry i'm a bit late! here's your welcoming pie anyway, it's a beef soaked treat this weeek, with leaks, anchovies, chicken and mushroom powder, all soaked in beef stock with an ice cube for 10 minutres before cooking!

 

don't worry, its delicious... honest... unsure.gif

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