The Republic Of Greater Heaven

[Greater Heaven]

Hi, I just joined ns and moved to Europa. I'm hoping you guys will welcome me. i'd like to thank whoever it was that took the initiative of inviting me to join.

 

*waves*

Jon

[Senator Gaius]

Wasn't me, but i'll happily take your thanks!

 

I'm Gaius, formally of Burgundy-Brabant, now of Karthenia. Welcome, friend.

[Greater Heaven]

ah, such a warm welcome.

[Senator Gaius]

It will be the warmest. No one is cuddlier than Karthenia!

[Greater Heaven]

Like a great big teddybear of a nation no doubt. i imagine the citizens in fluffy suits with ears on the hoods. *chuckles*

[Senator Gaius]

Think of us as fluffy nazis....

[Greater Heaven]

hmmmm. *pictures Hitler with button nose and furry ears*

[Senator Gaius]

now you've pictured me

[Greater Heaven]

Excellent, it's always good to get to know your neighbours. If you ever need to borrow a cup of sugar, i'm well stocked up. The populace of my nation are somewhat less cute, but still... i'm more like an uglier churchill. i wish.

[Tagmatium Rules]

Welcome to Europa! Have a land-fish curry, at our expense! Greetings from the Holy Empire of Tagmatium!

[Phil VII]

right... now thats skewed my mental picture of Gaius a little, a fluffy cuddly hitler...

 

anyway, welcome to Europa! it was probobly Orioni who invited you, she normally does that kind of thing, I hope you have a nice time here, recently we have been described as ''kooky'' by one of our newer members, and you don't want to know what we did with him... seriously, you don't...

 

anyway, welcome to Europa...wait... i already said that... tight, here is your traditional Philian Welcoming pie, this week it is Beef and ale pie with button mushrooms and some chedder mash (mmm, i had one of those the other night... lovely...) and hope you stay... er, thats it i think, thank you, and goodby...

[Senator Gaius]

nice to see you had a mental picture of me, Phil

[Kant]

G'day and welcome mate

im sure you will be enjoying Europa

[Europa]

Hi, welcome to Europa. Enjoy your stay here

[Haken]

HELLO! WELCOME IN EUROPA! CAPS RULE AS MUCH AS TAGMATIUM!

[Amnalos]

Welcome to Europa! I hope your stay is long and enjoyable, despite the proliferation of tiny herbivorous Fuehrers.

[Akiiryu]

Greetings.

[Koku]

Welcome Greater Heaven.

 

Explore...and Enjoy Europa...

[Scipii]

Hello and Welcome to Europa.

[Tamurin]

Hello and welcome to Europa. From which region do you come? Maybe it was one of our recruiters...

[Senator Gaius]

i can't believe amnalos just called me a herbiverous fuhrer...

[Pirilao]

Hi Greater Heaven

Welcome

 

 

You write portuguese?

 

Best Regards

[Phil VII]

*in hushed voice*and now we see the hervivorus fuhrer, in his natrual habitat, a plush office, surrounded by his treasured belongings, a table, some chairs, and a highly recognisable flag, on the wall... if he just turns around, we can see the features, of this magnigicent, specimin, the big nose, short stature, and angry shouting, only serve to heighten the already, amazingly stark leadership, of this most magnificent, of beasts...

[Noitan Eugor]

I'd like to welcome you to this, as I call it, kooky region but I'm afraid the pains that I have endured over the word "kooky" are much too much to fit into words, so I shall have to use a diferrent wor--...I already called it kooky, didn't I.

 

edit: BTW Phil I'm still waiting for my welcome pie.

edit2: Come to think of it, Phil, you didn't welcome me at all. Period. End of statement. Break. Stop. Come in with the milk.

Edited April 26, 2005 by Noitan Eugor (see edit history)

[Phil VII]

i didn't? must make up for lost pies!

 

*loads pie machine with pastry, fruit, and plenty of custard*

 

...i think you can guess the rest of this post for yourselves...