cooperscuba Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Hello Europa, Â The Republic of Mamofump thanks you most sincerely for taking us to your collective bosom. Â We've been experiencing nasty weather out in the pacific, and decided a change was as good as a rest. Â Our country is a verdant land, where the Mamofurps run wild and free, famed for it's crystal clear lakes and rivers, filled with a plethora of marine life, surrounded on three sides by the impassable Narglesac Mountain range (imagine a saw blade, but with really, really sharp teeth, so sharp people swear the Narglesac slices sunlight and shadows, not to mention mountaineers and snowboarders). Â We are an open country, and welcome citizens from all countries (excluding mime artists who, we feel, ought to get a proper job), provided you purchase a visa (currently 250 golems). Â Rise, the world is a great big fish! Â Â Â Â Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Hello to Manofumps! Enjoy your stay! Link to comment
Tagmatium Rules Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Sorry, that was me. Didn't sign in. Welcome to Europa, again. Link to comment
Meteorola Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Oh! Look a newbie... good thing I was getting hungry... Â Welcome to Europa Link to comment
Europa Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Welcome Cooperscuba of the Republic of Mamofump  Link to comment
cooperscuba Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 Oh! Look a newbie... good thing I was getting hungry... Welcome to Europa Eeek! Link to comment
Meteorola Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Stop running... the legs are my favorite part and you are making them so they will be tough to chew! Link to comment
cooperscuba Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 Sorry, that was me. Didn't sign in. Welcome to Europa, again. Greetings and Salutations! Â May all your Mamofurps be hoary. Â Â Link to comment
cooperscuba Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 (edited) I like my legs tough AND attached to the rest of me!!!! Edited March 31, 2005 by cooperscuba (see edit history) Link to comment
Nevareion Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Back Meteorola, back! Or do I need to get the big stick out? Link to comment
cooperscuba Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 Hey you! Who, me? Link to comment
cooperscuba Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 Welcome Cooperscuba of the Republic of Mamofump  Thank you! (er, your not going to try and eat me are you?) Link to comment
Haken Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 (edited) Hey you! Who, me? Not me, you (with your tasteful, juicy flesh). Edited March 31, 2005 by Haken (see edit history) Link to comment
cooperscuba Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 Wotcha. Salve! (that's Latin for "Hello", as I don't know Trojanese, although it could be considered an ointment as well, but it's definitely being used as a greeting here) Link to comment
cooperscuba Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 Hey you! Who, me? Not me, you (with your tasteful, juicy flesh). Think I was safer on the rim Link to comment
Tagmatium Rules Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 You lot are making this into a message board of ill-repute! Link to comment
Nevareion Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Perhaps I should send in the ninjas Tagmatium? They're dying for some exercise. Link to comment
Tagmatium Rules Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 We have people for that sort of thing. We call them 'Customs and Excise'. Just try it, and the mighty sniffer-dogs of doom will find them. Link to comment
cooperscuba Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 Serious question here folks (hope you'll be kind to a newbie) - how do you increase your population? Do you just keep dealing with issues and it takes care of itself, or do I need to do something (like free IVF treatment)? Link to comment
Meteorola Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Population grows on its own..no need to do anything. Link to comment
Haken Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Your population keeps growing with 5 million daily, later this will change with around 20 million daily. Issues effect your nations economy, civil rights and political freedom. It will also change your nations description. Some issues will increase your taxes, that can become 100%. population, however, can not be manipulated. Their is an issue that wants to limit your population growth, but even this will have no direct effect. Â *Being nice to the newbie* Link to comment
Meteorola Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Your population keeps growing with 5 million daily, later this will change with around 20 million daily. He didn't mean that... you start with 5 million, growing at a rate of 1million each day you have a new issue. Once your population gets high enough you will begin to grow faster. Link to comment
cooperscuba Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 Wow! A million a day? Should of called my country The Republic of Watershipdown. Thanks for your answers, folks. Link to comment
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