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Yesterday, 18th of June 2022 at 9:00 PM, the nations founder former Premier Henry Martin was rushed to the hospital after suffering a heart attack. There doctors declared that there was nothing they could do and proclaimed him dead, his wife, Jacalin Martin called the ambulance when her husband suddenly collapsed on the kitchen floor just after telling her he had a pain in his arm. Current Premier Louis Monet expressed his condolences with Ms Martin personally and declared outside the National Assembly his death, while a shocked crowd mourned. Funeral proceedings are likely to occur next friday.

Edited Sunday at 04:06 PM by Advocatius
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[Advocatius]

 

(The Following Content may be graphic) Just a few hours ago two men, ages 20 and 22, after a small fight in a local pub went home to their flats, only to return with machetes as they began brutally attacking each other, Police were called immediately and 5 minutes later they arrived only to discover one of the men passed out of the floor with cut marks all over his back and a trail of blood from the other mans leg. The man passed out was rushed to the hospital, Doctors say he is likely to survive, while the other was turned in by his elder brother an hour later with minimal injuries.

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Protesters from the infamous "Insulate Advocatius" movement have begun clogging up motorways in order to promote their radical anti-fossil fuel beliefs. The A26 Motorway connecting Victoires to Port-Louis has been clogged by an estimated 86 protesters who have maneuvered their cars in order to block incoming traffic, this has been going on for almost an hour an prevented tens of thousands, if not hundreds and thousands from commuting from either city. As we are speaking police has begun dispersing the protesters but they say it could be up to an hour before traffic is back up running smoothly.

 

[Advocatius]

 

The Funeral for former Premier, founder of the Nation, and Liberator of Advocatius from Dictator Charles Beaumont, Henry Martins funeral is occurring right now as we speak. The Hero of the Nation died at his home 6 days ago, after suffering from multiple strokes he eventually passed from heart disease at 94. Currently his casket is being carried to his hometown of St Elmo, being followed by a crowd of 30,000 the nations over, today we honour his legacy as the Premier has declared a new National Holiday, Martins Day, in order to commemorate his life and how he lead the revolution against authoritarianism.