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Yesterday, 18th of June 2022 at 9:00 PM, the nations founder former Premier Henri Martin was rushed to the hospital after suffering a heart attack. There doctors declared that there was nothing they could do and proclaimed him dead, his wife, Jaqueline Martin called the ambulance when her husband suddenly collapsed on the kitchen floor just after telling her he had a pain in his arm. Current Premier Louis Monet expressed his condolences with Ms Martin personally and declared outside the National Assembly his death, while a shocked crowd mourned. Funeral proceedings are likely to occur next friday.

Edited June 25, 2022 by Advocatius
i spelt Jaqueline wrong (see edit history)

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(The Following Content may be graphic) Just a few hours ago two men, ages 20 and 22, after a small fight in a local pub went home to their flats, only to return with machetes as they began brutally attacking each other, Police were called immediately and 5 minutes later they arrived only to discover one of the men passed out of the floor with cut marks all over his back and a trail of blood from the other mans leg. The man passed out was rushed to the hospital, Doctors say he is likely to survive, while the other was turned in by his elder brother an hour later with minimal injuries.

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Protesters from the infamous "Insulate Advocatius" movement have begun clogging up motorways in order to promote their radical anti-fossil fuel beliefs. The A26 Motorway connecting Victoires to Port-Louis has been clogged by an estimated 86 protesters who have maneuvered their cars in order to block incoming traffic, this has been going on for almost an hour an prevented tens of thousands, if not hundreds and thousands from commuting from either city. As we are speaking police has begun dispersing the protesters but they say it could be up to an hour before traffic is back up running smoothly.

 

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The Funeral for former Premier, founder of the Nation, and Liberator of Advocatius from Dictator Charles Beaumont, Henri Martins funeral is occurring right now as we speak. The Hero of the Nation died at his home 6 days ago, after suffering from multiple strokes he eventually passed from heart disease at 94. Currently his casket is being carried to his hometown of St Elmo, being followed by a crowd of 30,000 the nations over, today we honour his legacy as the Premier has declared a new National Holiday, Martins Day, in order to commemorate his life and how he lead the revolution against authoritarianism.

Edited June 26, 2022 by Advocatius
henry in french is henri so fix (see edit history)

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After terrorising the city of New Worthing for 6 months, police encountered and arrested serial arsonist now identified as Isaac Smith otherwise known as the "Rutland Broiler" set fire to several building within the city and killed 14 people, all of which were mourned. Police caught him at 15:30 when he was found attempting to light a molotov cocktail in an alley on Brecken street, the Officer who caught him, Irene Philips is hailed as a hero. He is likely to be sentenced for life.

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Advocatius discontinues Chocineal in Campari products

Campari is an incredibly popular drink from Porto Greco, and its iconic red colouring comes from a Parasite called Chocineal (E120) in order to create the colour, but in 2006 in most countries where it is available this parasite was discontinued in favour for red food colouring. In order to appeal for the growing number of people following Vegan diets. Advocatius had maintained its use in the drink but today the Advocatian division for Campari announced its discontinuing after a number of protests for its ban to appeal to Vegans. Following the order all Campari products in Advocatius will be Chocineal free from 18/09/2022.

Côte de Fourrure Ultimatum

On 30/07/2022 after a crippling Cyber Attack on the Zaxari Territory of Flaxzar, in which sadly 10 people have either been reported dead or missing, the Zaxari government after conducting an investigation found out that the Anglian backed nation of Côte de Fourrure had orchestrated the event. Following this the Zaxar issued the government of Côte de Fourrure an ultimatum, stating that unless they made a formal apology and paid reparations of $200 Million Adapton Solidus to be paid to the Zaxari government in order repair damaged energy and cyber infrastructure. If the deadline of 5/08/2022 is not met Zaxar threatens sanctions from itself and its allies.

In other news:

• Advocatian Foreign Affairs condemn CDF Cyber Attack
• 17th EOS Summit in Orioni
• Advocatian court sentences New Worthing Broiler to life in prison
• North Sexland makes movements to legalise Maurijauna
• Advocatian Broadcasting Network introduces logo change

Edited August 3, 2022 by Advocatius
Just a few fixes about the CDF ting (see edit history)

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North Sexland legalises Maurijauna

The long entrenched political war in Advocatius in the recreational use of Marijuana or among its users as weed has in North Sexland culminated in the Provincial Assembly after roughly a month of work having repealed the law which disallows its use. Much of Advocatius in the early 90's due to scares of Maurijuana being a so-called "gateway drug" into much more extreme and damaging substances such as Heroin and Cocaine, both of which proven to be incredibly harmful to develop addictions too. This created a scare among parents who advocated for its ban. Since 2011 many Provinces have now started repealing their laws after studies have proven that weed doesn't lead further addiction with more harmful drugs. Pre-North Sexland repeal there were 6 provinces where it was banned, and 6 where it was legal, now the North Sexland has repealed the law a Majority of provinces now have it legal, which could influence further acts.

Man impales seagull who stole his chip

A 56 year old man from Portrun has been arrested for impaling a seagull with a bow and arrow after it has stolen his chip. At a west-portrun pub by the name of the Jolly Sailor Duncan Buck was with his family when a Seagull swooped in and stole a chip in his hand. In a fit of rage he ran to his car and opened his boot grabbing a longbow and an arrow, sniping the seagull out of the air and impaling it to the wall of the next-door nursery. Mr Buck has been arrested for animal cruelty and could potentially be charged with prison time anywhere from 6 months to 5 years, when interviewed his only words were "No regrets f*ck that seagull stealin me chip."

In other news

• Aurivizh fish market crashes due to parasite

• Police question who "Dee" is

• New Darpolukito's Roasted Chicken opens in Port-Louis 

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Premier Louis Monet announces even more severe sanctions against Côte de Fourrure

Earlier today our Premier, Louis Monet, in a press conference announced a second set of sanctions against Côte de Fourrure, alongside @Ionio, in response to a second cyber attack on Zaxari Military Infrastructure in the South. It appears that war between Zaxar and Côte de Fourrure is inevitable. Premier Monet's sanctions make it clear that Advocatius would support Zaxar throughout these sequence of events, the military stance as of now is not clear, but war is very much clear, even if we don't want it to be.

In Other News:

• Lusuviyan Diet amends Grand Neutrality Doctrine
• Ionio imposes sanctions on  Côte de Fourrure
• False bomb threat in New Worthing Shopping centre

Edited September 25, 2022 by Advocatius
forgor to bold the other news section (see edit history)