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Velaheria to update its infrastructure networks and extend roadways

Glorious Comrades of Velaheria, The Velaherian People's party and comrade Ander Starinburg have made some announcements as per today, which fulfil some of our long sought objectives, which we all will march towards one day.

The party has said that it will extend the road networks streching from bastaria to koinsberg, to go towards Erfür, which has so long has had no direct connection to the capital of velaheria, and the revolution. The Roads will as per the party's comments improve transportation facilities and will make sure that velaheria is able to better sustain its internal economy it has so long held up. The roads will also help farmers and workers to travel to the capital and the port city and see the beauty of the motherland's heart for themselves.

The party has also commented that it would improve the infrastructure networks of velaheria by making the unpaved roads paved and by making the paved roads polished by tar, the railways will also be modernized, as the freight capacity of the rails would be increased and the trains would be modernized by importing more advanced engines, while domestically continuing to produce the bogeys. This modernization is said to help the proletariat or the working people to gain more productivity and work more for the state..

"Workers of Velaheria, unite"

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Electrical towers and networks to be upgraded and extended in the Southern province of Vörsa--

The Province of Vörsa, a major supplier of food and grains to the Central Granaries, is an important province, both economically and socially, but unfortunately it faces chronic power outages due to outdated infrastructure.

An image of the Yörson Coal Powerplant:-


Vörsa has continued to suffer such disastrous situations for nearly 2 years, until yesterday, when the Deputy chairman of the Red Brigade of the Central Beareu of The Democratic Republic of Velaheria, Mr.Röbert Fjörd, himself was sent by the party to organise the extension, repair and upgrading of the electrical networks in the province.

He said to the native people present there that, the networks would be repaired as soon as possible and the extension of the networks would start from the next week. 

The Current Situation would also be made less severe by upgrading the power grids which would increase the power outputs and would reduce chronic blackouts by 60%, The Extension and upgrades, would be made by keeping the party's decision of lowering power blackouts and increasing civillian power sourcing all across Vörsa in mind.

Electrical Grids of Vörsa:-


The Grids are to be made in the styles of paired networks, which can carry, more amounts of electrical charges without getting overloaded or suffering any sorts of short circuits, The Commitee also planned to overhaul the existing grids in order to enhance their performance, with scrapping those which are beyond repair, while also planning to redraw an electrical networking gridline for Vörsa.

Workers of Velaheria, unite

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Priority being given to the copper fields in Nordöm, New oppurtunities ahead, says the Ministry of Finance and Economic Affairs

Glorious Comrades of Velaheria, Reports have came in from all around the state that the ministry of finance has stated a new plan for the development of the mining infrastructure in the province of Nordöm, which provides better news for the comrades of that region in terms of economic development and socio-economic standards. Situated in the northern reaches of velaheria, Nordöm is rich in Copper ore reserves which constitute half of the state's entire copper deposits, In the past, Our Glorious leader, Comrade Arin Von Starinburg had stated that Nordöm was the underbelly of the velaherian riches which the people had held for several centuries, but were stolen by the cold-blooded  dolchic colaborators who aided the dolchic colonial government in velaheria, to rip the nation out of its riches.

However, several decades have passed since the supreme leader and the father of the state had left us all and went on to be remembered as one of the greatest martyrs in the history of velaheria, And the velaherian economy has now seen a new stage of investments and growth since the end of the 1980's and the begining of the 2010's, Now the People's Assembly think that the best way forward would be to increase the infrastructural base of the region, and to renew as well as expand new mining and refining facilities in the region, while simuntaneously building residential areas in that region, which would ultimately serve for the benifit of the state and the people of velaheria.

The Ministry of finances and Economic affairs have stated that, the province of nordöm would experience the growth of their mining infrastructure as, the state owned corporation, "Velaherian People's constructions limited" has been given the contract to build 4 new mining facilities in nordöm, such an expansion would provide an 35% expansion in the mining of copper ore in that region, while also building 2 new refineries in the area. The current residential region is also being planned to be extended to hold 12,000 more workers, while simuntaneously also being provided with suitable conditions necessary in that area. 

This action is sure to increase the productivity and the economic conditions of that region with the workers being the main benificiaries of this act of the just and noble people's assembly and the Velaherian People's Party.

Workers of Velaheria, Unite

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Velaherian people's Ground force's latest drills conducted on Vörsan highlands! 

Glorious workers of Velaheria, the Velaherian People's Ground force has conducted its long soughted military exercises and drills on the vörsan highlands, with about the voluntary participation of about 120,000 soldiers, this exercise nicknamed, Socialist Glory, has been one of the largest military exercises in our nation's socialist past, this exercise was conducted regarding  the VPGF's capabilities and alertness in times of possible conflict, and the possibility to halt an hypothetical military incursion swiftly and effectively, which would ensure them to protect the flames of our revolutionary zeal and the revolutionary might of velaheria. 

These exercises included tactical bombardments of enemy troops in compact positions while also performing the velaherian armed tactic of indiscriminate bombardment of enemy positions by artillery brigades which provide the infantry brigades the possibility and chance to move forward and capture that specific area. These also include limited air support and air superiority tactics which are done to bombard enemy positions in case of the lack of artillery brigades to soften the arena. 

These exercises were conducted from the 1st of October to the 5th of October and were participated by the Velaherian 1st Army, 3rd Army, 4th Army, 19th Artillery Division, 29th Tank division, 45th Armoured Division and the 3rd Air squadron, and had been visited specially by our dear leader Mr. Ander Von Starinburg himself, who motivated and inspired the participating soldiers by his inspiring words and fervour.

While these drills are being performed and our noble soldiers are training ever harder to defend the motherland and its revolutionary values, The glorious and Just, People's assembly has indeed succeeded in providing additional security guarrentees to the revolutionary and honest workers of velaheria

Workers of velaheria, Unite 

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