The MRA State Instituted Newspaper (MRAsin)

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Kabeer el-Rahmani, Arabian member of the MRA

 There are many hostile factions in MRAAIIR including the Christain Revolutionary Association, Soviet Ally Association, and Atheists Against the MRA. This is a reminder that the government and law enforcment are on your side, and enjoy todays MRAsin article.

Hot Dogs: What They Symbolize 

Andrej Georgijević

During the MRAAIIR Civil War, aka The Hot Dog War, started when SAA leader Ilija Savićević (not to be confused with parliament member Ilija Savivić) sent a declaration to The Black House in Ntowi, that also included a hot dog. What does this hot dog mean? The sauasage symbolized what they would supposedly make of MRAAIIR, the ketchup represented communism, and the bun represented the state-controlled media that then tried to sugarcoat MRAAIIR. But what about the pickle relish? I interviewed SAA politicians Saša Nestorovski and the female Draga Lazić. "We put the pickle relish on there, because we knew he wouldnt like it." "That it?" "WE WILL NEVER TELL YOU OUR SECRETS!"

This is your daily MRAsin article

Edited January 9, 2021 by SULTAN MAN (see edit history)

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An Influx in Illegal Aliens: What This Could Mean For You

Simo Bojević - not a Bolshevik

In 2020, we had a record high 1,876 immigrants from our neighboring countries. This could make many things much slower, including traffic and internet. The MRA wants you to report any illegal immigrants directly to your local MRA sector. They are also launching investigation to protect YOUR internet speeds and YOUR traffic. Protect your ability to watch your favorite Twimch streamers and play Hearts of Gold 5 with your friends. Your ability to go to work and get money on time. We also have a FundPerson and a small donation of 5 Jauntchkkas will go a long way in protecting YOUR HOG5 games.

 

This is your daily MRAsin article

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Criminal Spotlight: Dęge Vrovic

Živko Pajić

Dęge Vrovic is the most elusive criminal MRAAIIR has ever seen. Most known for the assasonation of our first chancellor, Aca Grgurgovic, he has killed many. Went to school in Brtckovic Military School, some think he was just trying to get his elusiveness out to the military. Some of MRAAIIR's most spectacular alternate historians say this is for the better. He was caught in 1970 to spy on the SAA side of the civil war. They think that if he wasnt put to that role, he'd be on the other side, and the battle of Ntowi would be an end to MRAAIIR.

This is your almost daily MRAsin article

Edited January 15, 2021 by SULTAN MAN (see edit history)