National Citizen Aptitude To Galahinda

[Galahinda]

Greetings fellow members of Eurth! As we all know Galahinda is a nation like no other, and as such visiting may be quite the culture shock for the average tourist of your nation. In order to combat the worrying number of visitors experiencing Cascadia Snydrome, we have developed a completely accurate, algorithm based survey that utilizes machine learning, Vibe Checks™, Voight-Kampff data analysis, and predictive equations in order to determine how likely it is one of your nation's citizens would experience symptoms. After completing this survey the National Board For Galahindan Tourism will provide your results within 24 hours*

The form can be found here:https://forms.gle/1FUsEYQYcUutTVxS8 

Symptoms of Cascadia Syndrome include (but are not limited to):
Anxiety, fatigue, depression, pearl clutching, vague sense of dread, extremely specific sense of dread, nausea, heartburn, overstimulation, hyperstimulation, blood clotting, ringing ears, sore eyes, headaches, and abject terror. If you or a loved one has experienced one or more of these symptoms within an hour of arriving to Galahinda, immediately report to your nation's nearest foreign embassy. Galahinda is not liable for any missed events, vague sense of ennui, or general boring personality that may result from leaving Galahinda. Ask your doctor and local government if Galahinda is right for you. Response times may vary. 

Edited July 25, 2020 by Galahinda (see edit history)

[Galahinda]

The first wave of results has come back from our computing labs, and can be found below. Nations are provided one of five threat levels; none, low, moderate, significant, and extreme. Nations with threat levels above medium should provide citizens adequate warnings against travelling to Galahinda.

 

Nation: @Gallambria

Threat to citizens: Low

Risk factors: Lack of similar fashion elements, possibility of aversion to popular music styles.

Possible symptoms: Confusion.

Final conclusion: Galahinda welcomes any Gallambrian tourist but suggests having pamphlets warning of Cascadia Syndrome at local travel agencies.

 

Nation: @Oyus

Threat to citizens: None

Risk factors: Minor differences in fashion elements, possibility of aversion to popular music styles.

Possible symptoms: None.

Final conclusion: Galahinda recommends Oyus/Oyussan tourists visit the island at least once in their lives.

 

Nation: @Salvia

Threat to citizens: Extreme

Risk factors: Lack of LGBT+ acceptance, lack of nudity acceptance, low wealth gap, extreme aversion to popular music styles, complete lack of similar fashion elements, lack of legal drug options, and relative low building height. 

Possible symptoms: Pearl clutching, anxiety, anger, vertigo, irritability, ringing in ears, headaches, extremely specific sense of dread, abject terror, and overstimulation.

Final conclusion: Galahinda strongly recommends against any Salvian tourists from entering the nation, and those that do should be provided immediate psychological assistance when presenting warning signs of Cascadia Syndrome.

 

Nation: @Tagmatium Rules

Threat to citizens: Significant

Risk factors: Lack of LGBT+ acceptance, lack of nudity acceptance, moderate to severe aversion to popular music styles, relative lack of similar fashion elements, lack of legal prostitution, relatively low building height, and possible low alcohol intake levels. 

Possible symptoms: Pearl clutching, vertigo, anxiety, headaches, vague sense of dread, overstimulation, confusion, fatigue, and heartburn.

Final conclusion: Galahinda recommends against Tagmatine tourists from visiting the island, and for no longer than periods of 72 hours. 

 

Nation: @Metztlitlaca 

Threat to citizens: Moderate

Risk factors: Lack of electronic display exposure, general apathy towards LGBT+ people, possible cultural differences in fashion elements, possible aversion to popular music styles, relatively low building height, and possible low alcohol intake levels.

Possible symptoms: Vertigo, confusion, eye strain, headaches, tinnitus, overstimulation.

Final conclusion: Galahinda warns against Metzil tourists from visiting the island for periods greater than 120 hours, and recommends wearing protective eyewear when within the urban core. 

 

Nation: @Orioni

Threat to citizens: Low

Risk factors: Minor differences in fashion elements, possibility of aversion to popular music styles, lack of transgender acceptance, low relative alcohol consumption levels, lack of drug legality.

Possible symptoms: Confusion, anger, discomfort, overstimulation.

Final conclusion: Galahinda recommends Orioni tourists understand the risks associated with travel to Galahinda, but recommends the island for up to a month at a time. 

 

Nation: @Eskeocha

Threat to citizens: Low

Risk factors: Minor similarities in fashion elements, possibility of aversion to popular music styles, relative low building height, and possible aversion to large amounts of electronic screens.

Possible symptoms: Confusion, overstimulation, eye strain, headaches, and vertigo.

Final conclusion: Galahinda recommends Eskeocha tourists visit for periods of no longer than two weeks, and be warned of prolonged exposure to blue light.

 

Nation: @Prymont

Threat to citizens: Low

Risk factors: Minor similarities in fashion elements, low possibility of aversion to popular music styles, possible aversion to nudity.

Possible symptoms: Confusion, fever, and mild fatigue

Final conclusion: Galahinda recommends citizens of Prymont interested in visiting Galahinda to do so, however notes that warnings of potential nudity may be advisable.

 

Nation: @Fulgistan

Threat to citizens: Moderate 

Risk factors: Extremely low wealth inequality, severe cultural aversion, moderate similarities between fashion elements, and low alcohol consumption.

Possible symptoms: Confusion, proletariat rage, and tinnitus.

Final conclusion: Galahinda notes that despite similar cultural positions on LGBT+ people and drugs, the polarized relationship between Galahindan and Fulgistani economic policies may lead to outbursts of rage, and advises against Fulgistani tourists from venturing into the main urban core. 

 

Nation: @Seylos

Threat to citizens: None

Risk factors: Minor differences in fashion elements, acceptance of popular music styles, proximity provides pre-exposure.

Possible symptoms: Exasperation, compulsive temple rubbing, disappointed sighs, and general fed-upness.

Final conclusion: Galahinda sees no reason why Seylosian tourists would experience Cascadia Syndrome beyond the event of a total ignorance to the islands existence. 

 

Nation: @Esonice

Threat to citizens: Low

Risk factors: relative fashion similarities, lower income disparities, aversion to nudity, possible aversion to popular music styles, and possible low alcohol intake.

Possible symptoms: Confusion, nosebleeds, and embarrassment.

Final conclusion: Galahinda recommends that tourists from Esonice wishing to visit the island consult their local travel agency on current fashion trends on the island to better coordinate which seasons will have less nudity.

Edited July 26, 2020 by Galahinda (see edit history)