Minsk Official Broadcasting Station (2.757 MHz)

[North Dniester]

Welcome to the Offical Government-Mandated News Network, the Minsk Offical Broadcasting Station. This is the only legal news service. Please do not listen to any others.

Edited October 10, 2018 by North Dniester (see edit history)

[North Dniester]

OFFICAL GOVERNMENT MESSAGE

 

Military forces in the province of South Zagoria have offically pushed the DnMRS forces from the regional capital of-

 

Do Not Listen to the Liars. This is an interruption by the DnMRS. Our revolutionaries have seize the province of South Zagoria. The government is lying to you. Join us to be free from your oppressors.

 

 

"South Zagoria is now independent. The DnMRS continues to make gains. Long live Dniester! Long live the DnMRS! Long live Kovarik! Death to Zieminski! Freedom from the Opressors!"

 

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[North Dniester]

We are back on the air! Despite previous complications, the Minsk Offical Broadcasting Station is back online. New KGB jamming has been put in place so no more interruptions can be made.

 

Today's news is that military tanks are celebrating independence day today. In every major city, a division or two will march through the streets, showing everyone our independence is assured! 

Tanks move through the streets of Minsk in preparation for the parade. This happy crew is ready to give their best at the parade. 

 

[North Dniester]

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The DnMRS detonated a dirty bomb in the city of Minsk. Citizens, stay in your homes. Help will come. Do not fear, a CBRN warfare squad from the Minsk Chemical Warfare Defense Building will be sweeping through the city. Stay in your homes and have all identification ready. Do not worry. We will save you from their tyranny! Long live Dniester! Now, as I was saying, the Army will be moving in with a-

*BANG*

Idiot! The DnMRS has seized Minsk! The city is under our control! Citizens, do not leave your homes. Men will come with chemical suits for you! We shall save you! The DnMRS will help you, please do not cower or resist. Communism is the future, if you want to participate in the future, join us! We are always recruiting! If you do not wish to fight, that is fine! Spots in the Uranium Processing Plants and Mines are open and ready! Join us! Long live Dniester! Long live the DnMRS!

 

 

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Edited October 30, 2018 by North Dniester (see edit history)