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This is a message received June 25 at 11:45 pm from Grand Emperor Raul Ferdinand

Dear leaders of Europa, and citizens of the commonwealth, there have been rumors of conflict in the southern border of Ibriarium. I am here tonight to confirm those rumors. 

At 7:13 this morning the radical religious group, the enlightened brothers of iknog staged an attack on our southern state Abnon, two hours later their capital fell with it five other states have seceded. 

The enlightened brothers of iknog are of a violent and radical behavior seeing the only possible way to spread is by fear and destruction. I beg each and every one of you to not send aid and do not trust those men.

The Commonwealth of Ibriarium is hereby declaring war on the Enlightened Brothers of Iknog and all their territories 

iæ dołe fenßub (may God be with us all)

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