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A lot of the intro's on the forum turn into some quite amusing stories. Well lets see if between us all we can build a story. when you post, take up the general thread from the previous post and direct where you want it to go. No 2 people are gonna have the same idea so this should meander and will doubtless get quite bizarre to say the least.

 

Just follow on with a couple of lines and see where we all end up!!

 

 

Picture the scene: Bar Europa, 3pm on a saturday. Everyone is there huddled in their own little corners pointing at laughing at the picture of a blue BN. Mongol Swedes is dangling from the ceiling on a broken harness. Theres a plate in the corner with what appears to be a cookie and a Brownie (not a girl guide) on it..........

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Picture the scene: Bar Europa, 3pm on a saturday. Everyone is there huddled in their own little corners pointing at laughing at the picture of a blue BN. Mongol Swedes is dangling from the ceiling on a broken harness. Theres a plate in the corner with what appears to be a cookie and a Brownie (not a girl guide) on it cookie...brownie...cookie....brownie..... argh! which one to choose! Phil dives for the cookie only to have it wrestled from him by a starving Sage, who just arrived on the arm of A 6 foot tall hungarian Hunter, with a brace of foxes over the other arm They sit down in a small corner of the bar, where no-one can notice what they are doing. Then all of a sudden Endless summer walks in with ANOTHER plate of brownies which are meant for no one other than Pot. Hes got that crazy look in his eye and he's carrying a big stick. He looks a bit crazed,( nothing unusual), and sidles up to the bar & orders a ..."special pot beer": Beer with whiskey (fur the purpose of 'being drunk in a shorter time'). Tamurin, sitting at the bar, looks up to Pot and mumbles: "This 'All-you-can-eat-or-drink-day' is something for you, hm?" Pot answers Marry me and you'll never be lonely again......Meanwhile....Paranoid schizo continues to make out with the plastic plant in the corner of the room all while pledging his love to a big plate of space cookies which is also being eyed up by... no need to speculate really  ...suddenly a UFO flies in looking for the cookies someone stole while high on the weed recently pilfered from Pot's backyard. In return, this someone left Pot a "gift" of Three small cows, named billy, Chow and Jean are in reality Phil, Endless Summer & Microglup in disguise hoping to surprise Pot & Orioni as they return from Their secret escapades at Pot's workplace!

 

Mooooooooooo!

 

Pot suddenly stops as he hears the mooing while Orioni pulls her Glock and shoots several times into the bushes...

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