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The Stoner Sanctuary of Stoned Smurfs

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Motto Things that do not kill us will surely kill you!
Capital Southern Hights
Official Language English
Leader Mary Jane Hempton
Currency Nugget

The Stoner Sanctuary of Stoned Smurfs is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.81 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Commerce and Social Welfare are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

billions of Nuggets are being blown on orbital weapons development, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stoned Smurfs's national animal is the Gargamel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Nugget.

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