Sodoff Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 This is a game I started in another region I used to live in. It's very simple. I announce a bit of good news. The next person responds by turning it into bad news, the person after that continues the chain by changing it back to good news, and so on. For example: "1. There's a pub near where I live. 2. But they're going to pull it down. 3. But they are going to build a new one in its place 4. But it won't sell beer. 5. They'll give it away. " etc etc. So, here we go: I got a new job last week. Link to comment
Stilistra Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 (edited) Packing cow manure for a living. Edited October 15, 2006 by Stilistra (see edit history) Link to comment
Sodoff Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 I get to take home as much as I want for myself. Link to comment
Stilistra Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Unfortunately, I have no home. Link to comment
Sodoff Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 So I am building myself one with bricks made from cow manure. Link to comment
Stilistra Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Zoning laws forbid this, sadly. Link to comment
Sodoff Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 But I know someone on the council, so nobody will stop me. Link to comment
Emakera Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 But it's from the council of another city. Link to comment
Sodoff Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 So I'm moving there right now! Link to comment
Emakera Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 But you can't build a house there, for you used all your manure. Link to comment
Sodoff Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 There's another 50,000 tons back at work though! Link to comment
Emakera Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 But you work in another city. Link to comment
Sodoff Posted October 16, 2006 Author Share Posted October 16, 2006 So I am most grateful for your offer of help! Here's a wheelbarrow. Link to comment
Suverina Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Let's give it a try: allthough it's on the other side of the sea Link to comment
Sodoff Posted October 16, 2006 Author Share Posted October 16, 2006 The sea is very narrow. Actually it's just a stream, so you are now hard at work on my house. Link to comment
Stilistra Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 They build your house, unfortunately, they are unskilled when it comes to dung-house construction. While you sit in your hut, it collapses, dousing you in that lovely mass. Link to comment
New Latagon Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 But luckily I had just stepped out to get a bite to eat. Link to comment
Sodoff Posted October 17, 2006 Author Share Posted October 17, 2006 Unluckily I had bought a McDonalds, so I couldn't tell where the house ended and my lunch began. Link to comment
New Latagon Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Good thing I wasn't hungry. Link to comment
Stilistra Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Sadly, I ate it anyway... Link to comment
Sodoff Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 ..but by the following day I felt better and had a great couple of hours at the gym tightening up my already rock hard pecs. Link to comment
Yakana Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 (edited) But then I overworked and passed out, getting sent to the hostpital only to figure out that I was dying. ( ; How's that? ) Edited October 19, 2006 by Yakana (see edit history) Link to comment
Sodoff Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 However, I then realised that everyone is dying to some degree, and that as the process was likely to take me another sixty years or so I had very little to worry about. (better now!). Link to comment
Yakana Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 the only downside is that the pain would be horid due to my insides will slowly be liquidfing(sp?) Link to comment
New Latagon Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Happily though most of the human body is already water, so the painful part of the liquidification won't come until I'm 91. Link to comment
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