Paranoid schizo Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. Â "I should be in charge," said the Brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." Â "I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." Â "I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process the food and give you all energy." Â "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." Â "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal." Â All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down. Â Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the Boss. Â The moral of this story? Â The a***hole is usually in charge!! Link to comment
Karpathos Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 hahahahahaha   BTW-you should get the dancing banna smilie Link to comment
Veritates Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 Wow... that was deep... I have seen the light o.O Link to comment
Paranoid schizo Posted October 30, 2004 Author Share Posted October 30, 2004 Was it at the end of a long dark tunnel?! Link to comment
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