Paranoid schizo Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the Brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process the food and give you all energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the Boss. The moral of this story? The a***hole is usually in charge!! Link to comment
Karpathos Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 hahahahahaha BTW-you should get the dancing banna smilie Link to comment
Veritates Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 Wow... that was deep... I have seen the light o.O Link to comment
Paranoid schizo Posted October 30, 2004 Author Share Posted October 30, 2004 Was it at the end of a long dark tunnel?! Link to comment
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