Stoned Smurfs Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Q. What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? A. One's a Goodyear and the other's a great year! Link to comment
Stoned Smurfs Posted October 10, 2004 Author Share Posted October 10, 2004 Q. How can you tell when your girlfriend is too fat? A. When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo. Link to comment
Stoned Smurfs Posted October 10, 2004 Author Share Posted October 10, 2004 Q. What do you call a gay guy on an airplane? A. A fruit fly. Link to comment
Stoned Smurfs Posted October 11, 2004 Author Share Posted October 11, 2004 Q. Why do they call Roach Clips, Roach Clips? (Roach Clips are a tool that pot smokers use to hold the butt/roach of a joint so it does not burn their fingers therefor allowing them to smoke almost all of their joint) A. Because Pot Holder was already taken! Link to comment
Orioni Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 Q: What do you call a guy who's born in England, grows up in Germany, and then dies in France? A: Dead. Link to comment
Stoned Smurfs Posted December 21, 2004 Author Share Posted December 21, 2004 Q. How do you stop an army of stoners? A. Unplug the carousel. Link to comment
Stoned Smurfs Posted December 21, 2004 Author Share Posted December 21, 2004 Q. What do you call an epileptic pothead? A. Shake and Bake! Link to comment
Stoned Smurfs Posted December 21, 2004 Author Share Posted December 21, 2004 Q. Whats the difference between a cop car and a porcupine? A. A porcupine has pricks on the outside. Link to comment
Mongol-Swedes Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 Q: Is billiards racist? A: D'uh, the white ball's always pushing the colored balls around, and saves the black one for last. Link to comment
Jaihu Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A:(In a slow and simple cadence) Where's ma tractor? Link to comment
Chairman Joaquin Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Not really funny, but informative. You stoners have probably heared of the term "pinner", refering to being sh*t out of luck, hooked up with a under-weight sack. Anything that negatively affects you is "pinner". This term originates in the hippy times when longhairs would almost have no weed-o left, they would roll a joint with it and BAM! they would have a tiny joint that resembled a pin, hence pinner! Link to comment
Meteorola Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Q: How do you kill a one armed blonde in a tree? A: Wave. Link to comment
Meteorola Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Q: Why do gays use ribbed condoms? A: Traction in the mud. Link to comment
Meteorola Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Q: What do you get when you combine an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic? A: Someone who stays up late at night wondering if there is a Dog. Link to comment
Meteorola Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Q (for liberals): Why are George Bush and Dick Cheney a bad team? Q (for conservitives): Why are George Bush and Dick Cheney a good team? A: Bush and Dick, what a combination. Link to comment
Endless Summer Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Q What do you call a dead guy at your door? A Matt Link to comment
Meteorola Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 (edited) What is happiness like? Happiness is like peeing in your pants: everyone knows about it, but only you can feel its warmth. Edited March 1, 2005 by Meteorola (see edit history) Link to comment
Wild Picts Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 (edited) Q:How do you drown a blonde? A:Put a scratch-n-sniff at the bottom of the pool. Edited April 27, 2005 by Wild Picts (see edit history) Link to comment
The Chosen Nations Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? A. Run like hell! She still has the grenade in her hand! Link to comment
Phil VII Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Q: Why did the lion get lost? A: Cos the jungle is massive... Link to comment
The Chosen Nations Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it's head. What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. Link to comment
Ide Jima Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association. Link to comment
Phil VII Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes A: Nothing, you've alredy told her twice Q:Why don't you give your wife an umbrella for her birthday? A: Because it doesnt rain between the kitchen and the bedroom Link to comment
Phil VII Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 (edited) stupid doublepost... Edited October 5, 2005 by Phil IV (see edit history) Link to comment
Pirilao Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine? A: "Daddy! can I go to Miami! Link to comment
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