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The Grand Duchy Of Onalim


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The Grand Duchy of Onalim is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate population of 1.933 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

 

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Welfare and the Environment are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

 

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races. Crime is totally unknown. Onalim's national animal is the gurzlo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the gold ducato.

 

....lucky to be here

 

 

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