Upper Strathyclyde Hockey World League

[Upper Strathyclyde]

Us Hockey team last year, after defeating 4-1, their opponents in the Championship Game

 

 

 

We are open to a challenge for next year's tournament, in the World US Hockey League. This will be a fully RP'd Game, between each nation's team.

[Orioni]

Prepare to get your ass kicked!

 

[Upper Strathyclyde]

We're so scared

[Orioni]

We know. Every member of your team probably peed in their pants when they heard the news. Whimps.

[Rekamgil]

From: Rekamgil Sports Counselor

To: Opposing team nations

 

Oh no no my friends, you will both be having your asses handed to you. I can hear them in the stands right now: "RE-KAM-GIL...RE-KAM-GIL" The difference might be that we're going to field a male team while, judging by your photos, you'll both be putting female teams on the ice. We will show no mercy.

 

An image opposing teams will be seeing much of... Rekamgil players celebrating a goal

 

Or face-washing their opponents

[Upper Strathyclyde]

[Rekamgil]

OOC: Well if not by fighting wars, we need to get our tensions out somehow... a little aggression on the ice never hurt anyone... except those who end up with broken arms, ankle, knees, and eye sockets, achilles tendons, and necks...

[Akiiryu]

 

Akiiryu will be more than willing to enter a team. Team Akiiryu, otherwise know as the Thunder Riders, are the bane of very one they face. Our coaching staff has, however, expressed concerned about playing Team Rekamgil as Rekamgillian goalie is a well known has-been geriatric. We'd hate for him to have a heart attack on the ice in the first period after the Thunder Riders score their 15th goal against him.

 

OOC: Yes, I had to take a swipe at the Senators, it would have been much worse if the pictures had been of Toronto.

[Rekamgil]

To: Akiiryu "Blunder Riders"

From: DOR Coaching Staff

 

This team is satisfied that our so-called "geriatric has-been" goal tender will more than be up for the challenge... his league-leading Goals Against Average should put paid to any doubters misgivings. Your feeble insults will only make your ultimate defeat seem THAT much more sweet... oh so sweet.

 

My team captain: "Bring it on!"

Aki team captain: "Oh it's already been broughten!"

Edited February 21, 2006 by Rekamgil (see edit history)

[Akiiryu]

OOC: Blunder Riders..hahahaha.

 

I.C.

 

To: Rekamgil Rejects

From: Team Akiiryu

 

We look forward to crushing you on the ice.

[Karelia-Ivanovia]

CSKA (Central Sports Army Club) Ivanograd, Karelia-Ivanovian People's Army's officially sponsored hockey team, would be more than willing to enter.

[Sierra Noche]

I can't get my pic on here, but our hockey team is going to whup all of you!!!!

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not only will we melt you, we'll melt the ice too!

 

 

Please welcome the Sierra Noche International Hockey Team, The Sierra Noche Heat Wave!

[Upper Strathyclyde]

I created a monster

 

 

Y'all are so sure I won't win. Hell Sweden beat The Finns. I AM Sweden.

 

 

Pwnd

[Sierra Noche]

eh, my lines are cheesy. I couldn't dis and ugly clown.