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This is the news.

 

Today in Tigger Growlia there was a small fire in the Roo-riffic Biolabs research facility. The fire was quickly contained and there was no reported damage.

 

In other news: Tigger-Growlia has announced its intention to catalogue and archive bio-gene data on all of Europas species. This data which will be centralized and kept within a 'bio-vault' in the capital of Bouncia will be used to protect and if necessary recreate endanagered or extinct species. All participating nations will have full access to their species data and that of Tigger-Growlia as well. The scientists are on the runway awaiting the first cooperative nation.

 

Sports: The Oranges and Blacks had a hard fought battle of Tigger-Stripes last night with the Oranges eventually coming out on top with a final score of Stripe-Not-Stripe. This increases the Oranges record to 7-11.

 

Finance: The Stripe gained value today on the world markets (specifically the EURO exchange) after it agreed to peg the national currency against Gold and drop the Honey valuation. The financial minister made his intentions to join the Euro known once Tigger-Growlia meets Eurozone guidelines. Local markets surged (rebounded!) 17% on the news.

 

Weather: It'll be completely sunny and green across Tigger-Growlia today and tomorrow. With Christopher Robinson due to visit in his wellies we expect rain later this week. Don't worry Tigger-Growlias it'll be a gentle rain.

 

That's all there is today folks!

 

SPRING SPROING SPRUNG

 

 

[Tigger-Growlia]

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This is the news.

 

Today in Tigger-Growlia a new defense spending bill has gone in front of Duke Tigger for review. The bill, which covers increased spending with existing contractors and also the establishment of spending plans with other foreign defense materiale providers is that largest monetary spend that has ever come in front of Parliament and Duke Tigger.

 

Konrad Wall, whom leads the opposition for the bill is concerned that Tigger-Growlia's newly established automotive and biotech industries could receive less government assisted investment as the military would now receive the lion's share. With the two industries now successfully employing 12% of Tigger-Growlia's working age populace the shift could be seen as dramatic.

 

The Defense Chief of Tigger-Growlia, Johann Licorish, has sponsored the defense spending bill stating that our military is drastically undersupplied and carries weapondry that are outdated and not well maintained.

 

The bill would overall increase military and defense spending by 218%.

 

In other news: The Automotive maker Woods today announced that it's new model, the Tigstang, which meats and beats Europa Environmental guidelines will be available for purchase in Q2 of the calendar year. The vehicle which is classed as a mid-sized 3 door family sport will be for sale initially in Tigger-Growlia with exports being available as soon as the end on this year. All indications point to a good selling vehicle and the auto maker has recently signed a deal with an unspecified foreign provider for the electrics and stereo system for the car.

 

Finance: The backlash from the change from the Honey-Peg to the Gold Standard is being felt today with a number of Honey farm employers laying off up to 500 staff nationwide. However; it is hoped that the new Bear-Honey preserves that will be established in all wooded areas over 50sq miles will provide increased employment in this sector. Markets continued to rise despite the news with TG shares on the EUX ending up 8 points to a level of 1894.4.

 

Weather: As predicted it is sunny but a short cold snap has moved in today dropping temperatures by up to 7c in the upper hills. The spell is expected to last until Saturday when a low-pressure moisture bearing system will move into the national area.

 

That's all there is today folks!

 

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Edited February 9, 2006 by Tigger-Growlia (see edit history)

[Tigger-Growlia]

SPROING SPRING SPRUNG

 

This is the news.

 

Today in Tigger-Growlia the defense spending bill has been sent back to Parliament for review which is essentially seen as a defeat for the military-industrial complex. There have been rumors of a planned strike by the Tigger-Growlia Armed forces but so far no such protest have materialized.

 

In other news: With upcoming Parliamentary elections campaign endorsements by any lobbyist have been banned. Duke Tigger stated in a short press release that the buying and selling of votes in Parliament and Government House will not be tolerated and any individual or group of individuals caught doing so will be charged.

"Corporate Tax in Tigger-Growlia is among the lowest in the world and our businesses enjoy a sphere of influence unheard of in most other nations. Why should they have influence over the very body that brought them into existence! This will not be tolerated and will be dealt with under the severest penalties under the law for both the lobbyist and the politician in question". Government House had no further comment and will not review this again in the future.

 

In medical news the population of Tigger-Growlia continues to grow at a very high rate. Both scientist and the medical community warned of food shortages and the need to import additional foodstuffs should the current growth trend continue. "Tigger-Growlia is covered mainly by hills and forest is not well suited for mass agrarianism. We'll either have to remove the 'protected woodland' status and farm these areas or import our food", Pete Tong the nation's leading Agriculturalist said.

 

Sports: The Oranges continued their difficult season after being defeated handily by the Piglets Stripe-Stripe-Stripe. The capital city team's record dropped to 7-12. Hare E Rabbit, the manager for the Oranges, contract will most likely no continue past this season.

 

Finance: The volitile markets continue to haunt Tigger-Growlia with the defeat of the military defense spending bill sending markets into a spiral until trading was halted at 3:30pm today. The EUX TG index was down 121 points to 1773.4.

 

Weather: The temperatures in Bouncia will remain cold with a high of 6c at Capital House with outlying areas of the capital being significantly cooler. Today will start out sunny but cloud is expected to move into the area by mid-afternoon and rain is expected tonight and tomorrow. Sunday should be overcast but with a diminished chance for rain.

 

That's all there is today folks!

 

SPROING SPRING SPRUNG

[Tigger-Growlia]

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This is the news.

 

Today in Tigger-Growlia an unauthorized naturalist protest was held in Bouncia. The protest which numbered around 5,000 was held to advocate the plight of the nudist here in Tigger-Growlia. As the marchers went in front of Parliament House they began to remove clothing and the police moved in to arrest them for indecent exposure. A small but violent group of protesters began hurling rocks and other small objects at the police force and had to be subdued by force. Around 45-50 protesters were taken to the hospital for minor injuries mainly from cuts and abrasions.

 

Melbourne Wall, the naturalist spokesmen was quoted as saying, "Although this protest was spontaneous the heavy handed approach by the police was uncalled for. We did not throw anything at the police and this was a peaceful march for our natural rights".

 

Parliament House and Government House had no comment on the issue.

 

In other news: The border patrol have set up new devices to monitor and report on illegal traffic in the Northern Hills province of Tigger-Growlia. After apprehending and deporting a record number of illegal immigrants recently, the townships of Woodsie and Mossie have asked for increased protection as a number of the illegals are poaching in protected areas nearby. While the border patrol have taken a peaceful approach to the issue a rising number of desperate and violent acts have forced them to ask for the addition of armored personnel carriers to help police the area.

 

Finance News: Strong growth in the Information Technology sector was reported yesterday for growth on growth compared to last year. The 5.4% growth has helped put Tigger-Growlia at the forefront of technology based economies with the EuroZone. TG Shares are expected to rise today on the EUX Index based on this news.

 

Weather: An unexpected cold front has moved into Tigger-Growlia bringing an Arctic Express southward. Weather advisories for the Northern Hills, Middle Wood and Bouncia provinces are being issued as expected snowfall amounts in the range of 10-14cm will fall. Coastal regions will remain cold but dry.

 

That's all there is today folks!

 

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This is the News.

 

Today in Tigger-Growlia scientist announced a breakthrough in cloning. The first animal to have not only it's physical genetics cloned but also the cognitive genetics cloned has been deemed a success and scientists at the Rooriffic labs are celebrating this important milestone.

 

The mouse that was cloned is now found to an exact replica and also has the memories of the 'sibling' from which it was cloned. The mouse was able to complete mazes in the same amount of time, had the same likes and dislike and did indeed appear to hold the same memories.

 

The exact implications or practical uses of this technology are still undecided but it is still be heralded as the first discovery of its kind.

 

In other news: Record snowfall amounts have buried Mossie and Woodsie in Northern Hills under 30cm of snow. The snowfall, which fell overnight, is expected to settle as temperatures continue to remain well below freezing. The border patrol which is normally used to repel uninvited immigrants from Tigger-Growlia's borders is now rounding up illegals and taking them to temporary government shelters until the weather clears.

 

Crime rates in Tigger-Growlia are reported to be at their lowest level in recorded history. With incidents falling to just one in 26,000 Tigger-Growlia is now considered one of the safest nations in Europa. "We will continue to work and strive to provide a safe and secure environment for all citizens of Tigger-Growlia", Piglet was quoted as saying.

 

Sports: The dismal season for the Oranges show no signs of letting up as they suffered another loss to the Tails. The close game ended in overtime with the Stripes losing Stripe-Not-Not-Stripe-Stripe. The Manager of the team Bengal Bob is not anticipated to continue his stewardship of the team after this season. The Stripes record is now 7-13.

 

Finance: Yesterday was a stagnant day on the markets with little or no change in both local TG markets and the EUX. The TG index grew by 1.1% to 1782.5.

 

Weather: The weather will remain freezing cold throughout Tigger-Growlia with cloud cover over the nation. Temperatures in Bouncia will only reach a high of -3c today with northern areas much colder (-11c).

 

That's all there is today folks!

[Tigger-Growlia]

SPROING SPRING SPRUNG

 

****THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST OF TGNN****

 

This is the news. A pandemic flu known as the Snarkish-Flu or BBB-H51 has ripped across Tigger-Growlia in the last 3 days spreading slowly at first but it is now reported that at least 40-45% of the population has fallen ill.

 

The flu, which is accompanied by high fevers, vomiting, severe sinus problem and diarreah caught the nation off guard. The first reported cases were in the Northern Hills city of Mossie and are thought to have been spread by illegal immigrants.

 

Hospitals are overwhelmed with patients and over capacity. Doctors have been working non-stop to try and treat the more severe cases. Unfortunately, the governement is now considering a triage system where the young and healthy will get priority treatment.

 

So far there have only been a few deaths but doctors warn that the situation may get worse as the flu spreads across Tigger-Growlia. There have been 148 deaths reported so far and mainly from the over 65s and under 18s.

 

This flu is unique in that it is targeting young men and they are at higher risk as both carriers and sufferers of this flu.

 

The borders for Tigger-Growlia have been sealed. No traffic will be allowed in or out until the flu has been contained. All ships that have left Tigger-Growlia ports in the last 48 hours have been advised to drop anchor or return to port.

 

A personal note from TGNN: This station will attempt to bring you the news as it happens but we are literally running on a crew of 3 out of a normal 48. My fellow Tigger-Growlians, your nation's capital Bouncia has been particularly hard-hit. We understand that even Duke Tigger has fallen ill from this virulent flu.

 

I'm going to sign off now, I'm afraid there's no additional programming today. Pooh bless and go with you all and I'll be with you again tomorrow.

 

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This is the news. Today in Tigger-Growlia the flu epidemic has been contained thanks to the efforts of a multinational force dedicated to the health and goodwill of the people of Tigger-Growlia. With over 22,857 deaths thus far the flu has proved the deadliest in over 75 years with only the Spanish-Flu pandemic of 1918 being worse.

 

We take you now to a series of reports dedicated to the noble and great efforts of both Tigger-Growlia and the other humanitarian nations of the EU. First, you'll hear from Sven Tiggerson, who is at HOSPIRILAO this moment. Over to you Sven,

 

"Thanks Owl. As you can see behind me, HOSPIRILAO from the nation of Pirilao opened it's doors to Tigger-Growlia in it's moment of Crisis, with the bustle of nurses and doctors behind me all rushing the antibiotics and vaccinations to the patients themselves. I gotta tell you Owl, there was a very touching moment, when the leader of Piralao visited the sick children's ward here in the area set aside for the flu-bound children of Tigger-Growlia. He brought clowns, flowers and gifts for all the children to help lift their spirits. It did more than that, it helped make them better. All the people of Tigger-Growlia owe a huge debt to Pirilao for opening their doors to the people of Tigger-Growlia. This has been Sven Tiggerson for TGNN. Back to you Owl."

 

Next, we take to you to Roo Rooventium who is aboard the hospital ship HMS Ravenloft.

 

"Greetings to you Owl and all the people of Tigger-Growlia. As you can see, I am aboard the very bustling and busy hospital ship the HMS Ravenloft. The Ravenloft, which was supplied by the very generous nation of Vanarambaion, is a state of the art type of hospital vessel with a large quarantine facility that was made available to sick Tigger-Growlians. Also, a number of the more ill patients were airlifted directly to Vanarambaion for treatment and I gotta tell you owl, not a one of those traumatic cases perished - those great guys over there at the Vanarambaion Medical Univeristy managed to save every one of them. Oh...wait Owl...I'm being told that I have to move as a helicopter with more medical supplies is landing at this moment. This has been Roo Rooventium for a very greatful Tigger-Growlia"

 

Thanks, Rooventium, we'll now take you to another hospital vessel the USS Nightingale. TGNN doesn't have a reporter on board, but the Captain of the ship, Captain Tom Fichser. Over to you Captain"

 

"Well, I can say on behalf of Upper Strathclyde that we are more than happy to help and that our other vessel the USS Forester feels honored as well. We've provided around the clock cure for the patients we've been brought and have also flown numerous helicopter and harrier sorties to dispatch the vaccine to the more hard hit and remote parts of Tigger-Growlia. I am very pleased to report that Upper Strathclyde has agreed to absorb the cost of this mission. I'm busy at the moment so I need to go now, but we'd all like to thank Tigger-Growlia for this opportunity to help."

 

I...I don't know what to say....sorry my voice is breaking...thank you so much to you Captain Fichser and to all of the gracious and wonderful people of Upper Strathclyde. We know take you to a very special reporter, Duke Tigger himself is in the capital of The Lion Justice with Andrew, the First Called Lion, President. If I could have complete silence in the studio please, complete silence in the streets and your homes, I now bring you Duke Tigger

 

"My fellow Tigger-Growlians. This is been a dark time in the history of Tigger-Growlia. We have faced an enemy that we could not see, we were attacked by an enemy we could no touch. No diplomacy, no talking and indeed no words would be heeded by this enemy. But, even in the face of this voracious enemy that spread faster than any other of its kind in history, we were not alone. A select few nations within Europa stood up and said "Tigger-Growlia, you are not alone, we will help!" and they did. I stand before you, on the great Pride Rock of The Lion Justice, next to its most noble leader President Andrew and in the land of the people who provided us with the vaccination for this terrible Feline Flu. President Andrew, Tigger-Growlia is in your debt, we thank you from the bottom of our hearts for this amazing gift.

 

I have been in contact constantly with the leaders of Pirilao, Vanarambaion, Upper Strathclyde and Slavic Byzantium to thank them for their monumental efforts in helping save the people of Tigger-Growlia. Words enough will not thank you, so I will be in contact with you shortly to offer whatever the people of Tigger-Growlia have.

 

President Andrew, as brothers of the Feline Races, we want you to know that Tigger-Growlia stands next to you as friends, as allies and indeed as brothers and will always assist you whenever, where ever or however we can. Together, we can provide light in the dark for the people of Europa and the greater world."

 

Well, there you have it Tigger-Growlians. A heartfelt thanks to all that helped in our time of need. I now would like to tell you a personal story. A story of heroics and heroes. While this reporter lay in bed in his own home with a high fever and no hope I heard the sound of a helicopter. I managed to stagger to my window and look out and there I saw a helicopter with the initials SB DART on it decending into my neighbourhood. Once the helicopter landed these soldiers of the great Slavic Byzantium rushed out and began innoculating everyone in our neighbourhood and distributing food and water to those in need. Once I had received the vaccination, I asked one of the soldiers, a Alexi Genchov, if he would let me interview him for TGNN. He simply replied "I'm sorry sir, but I've got a heck of a lot more people to help today". I think that says it all.

 

Tigger-Growlia, we have a long way to go to recover from this flu, to mourn those that have died and to rebuild the areas that have been devestated. We now know who our friends are and we will not forget.

 

This has been a special report from TGNN.

[Upper Strathyclyde]

We are glad to see that the Suffering in Tigger Growlia has been erradicated. Indeed we will defray the entire cost of the Airlifting of Vaccines, and we would also like to donate 10.2 Million dollars from our CISSF Bank, to help get the worst off of the survivors, back to thier homes and on thier feet. Should you need anything from the US, or from the CIS, please do not hesitate to ask.

[Pirilao]

I wish you a speedy recovery.