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Psychoanalyze Yourself

 

NO CHEATING! That will take all the fun out of it.

 

This is a very interesting test. Try it.

As soon as you read a question, write the answer right away.

 

Make sure to answer questions 1-10 before moving on...NO CHEATING!!

 

Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST thing that you visualize. Do not think about the questions excessively.

 

Once a few members anwser the questions i will post what your anwsers mean.

 

 

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

 

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

 

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

 

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

 

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

 

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

 

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

 

8. What do you do with the cup?

 

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

 

10. How will you cross the water?

 

 

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Buh...Well, here goes.....

 

1. Girlfriend

2. Fox

3. Runs away

4. Large mansion

5. Yes

6. Big, old wooden table, elaboratly set out, candlestricks, etc, old fancy chairs around it

7. China

8. Kick it

9. Lake

10.Speedboat

 

 

Bear in mind, this is the first thing that came into my head when i read it, now, thinking about the answers, i would hate to live in a house like that really...

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1. ex-girlfriend

 

2. A deer

 

3. We stare at each other, then it runs away.

 

4. Log cabin, two stories, four bedrooms, two baths, living room with skylights, greenhouse connected to the house, kitchen and dining room.

 

5. No. There's no need for a fence in the middle of the woods

 

6. It's tastefully decorated, with a tablecloth and modest settings on the table.

 

7. styrofoam

 

8. Find a trash can.

 

9. It's a pond

 

10. swim

 

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1. Difficult, I can't picture myself walking in the woods with someone else. God maybe?

2. Wolf.

3. Stare at each other.

4. Comfortably small.

5. No fence.

6. Flowers, candles and silverwear.

7. Porcelain.

8. Fill it with tea and drink while relaxing in the sun.

9. Finish lake.

10. Build a raft and cross.

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This has been a relational psychology test. The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives. The analysis follows:

 

 

1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.

 

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.

 

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)

 

4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.

 

5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.

 

6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.

 

7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrafoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable.

 

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.

 

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

 

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.

 

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Right, so my girlfriend is the most importent person in my life, i have small problems, but i run away from them, i want to overcome my problems massivly, and i dont like being suprised by people. I am generally unhappy, my relationship with my girlfiend is fragile, and i kick her around?!?! I have a massive sexual desire, but it is of little importence to me.....wow, and i can tell all that from this test.....

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  • 4 weeks later...

~edit: I didn't see the answers were already posted, so I've processed my own answers now.

 

My girlfriend is the most important person in my life, I think my problems are cool, but most people are afraid of them. I tend to treat them passivly, probably due to my lack of ambition to solve them. I am open, but unhappy. Our relationship is brittle, but I treat it carefully. My sexual desire is of average size, but not important at all.

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  • 3 months later...

I took the test exactly as Pot said...and now I'm depressed, since I am an unhappy, extremely closed-up (I had no fence, I had a huge wall around my house), no-sex person (I took my boat across my small lake, didn't get wet at all)...and it took me a while to picture myself with someone in the forest, so I have no most-important person in my life...

 

But at least my problems are small (a fox) and they run away from me (he did, when he saw me), my house is huge and my relation to the non-existent most-important person in my life is as durable as plastic (that's something...)...

 

I'm depressed... skull.gif

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Mmm, don't know exactly what is stands for, so I can stilll take the test.

 

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

girlfriend in spe!

 

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

rabit

 

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

it runs away... and it was washing itself first

 

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

I guess such colonial American houses. Really big.

 

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

no

 

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

Lots of food with a big turkey in hte middle. No one around the table, but I guess the girlfriend should still be there.

 

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

porselein (sorry, Dutch)

 

8. What do you do with the cup?

Don't do anything with, maybe check it out.

 

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

kind of greeny. EDIT: oops

 

10. How will you cross the water?

I am not much of a rower, so I guess swim... hell, i take the bridge. EDIT: stupid bridge.

 

Now let's see...

Edited by Haken (see edit history)
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  • 4 weeks later...

Finally got some time to actually take this test, so, here goes...

 

1) Tonya Locklear

 

2) A big ol' gator.

 

3) We go "fishin' " for crawdads for a little bit.

 

4) 'bout the size of a southern mansion (cheaply pc)

 

5) Little ol' rickety one, yeah

 

6) I see a big ol' bowl of fine gumbo, a philly cheese steak sammich, and around the table are some rose petals.

 

7) tin

 

8) I pick it up to eat ramen noodles out of later

 

9) A big ol' swamp.

 

10) I'm gonna pull up my pants a bit and start walkin'.

 

 

 

So, my fiancee is the most important person to me, and my problems seem big to me, but I'm a little passive to them, even though my ambition to solve them is great. I don't like bein' snuck up on much (though I'd judge by the condition of my fence that it really don't bother me). I'm generally a happy guy. I have a decent relationship with my fiancee and I treat her alright. I got me a big sexual drive and my sex life is VERY important to me.

 

Right, mostly consistent, I suppose.

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