Times in a Divided Country

[Sierra Noche]

MOST WANTED TRIAL COMING UP

 

 

the witch herself, General Vera Haika Avia appeals for our toughest judges next week at the Oceania Judicial Establishment. Not only is the fun just beginning, but Dictator Lorelei with be there along with our judge, Zain Adociytt. Her Sentence for her crime of treason and terrorism and some aggrivated assult and opression issues if we do say so ourselves, is to be land arrested on Lunitar for the rest of her live, well, only if Zain is in a good mood. THe worst one is she will be shipped to a prison establishment somewhere in Europa*.

 

*if any nation would be willing to take her please telegram our fine nation.

 

REPEAL #23 LABOUR UNION RESOLUTION PASSED!

 

 

 

yes, you ll did it! the UN passed the labour rights resolulution because of the many votes for it! When Dictator Lorelei explains it she will travel to Erkoy, far on the east bay. we thank you all!

[Sierra Noche]

MILITARY DISCUSSION ALARMS COUNCIL

 

The Sierranese Peace council, during their meeting yesterday, were pleased to meet with the Nocheain citizen represenitive (annonymous) who brought up the issue of protection with the high council. THe citizen brought up how his home was daily ravaged by Axis and European scouts who were "doing their jobs", and he thought we should declare war. Of course we will not, but in the sense we do it will not be upcoming. The council, of course, sentanced him to 45 years in prison for "rebellion" and some minor cases of "overpowerment".

 

-Uironi Itsuvaji, reporter

 

ATTACK ON MEROXA DECLARES WAR ON TYULIK

 

An ally and nation off the coast of Sierra Noche was performing a trade route expidition when a torpedo struck the small island of Meroxa. Since meroxa takes a cresant shape and is thin it literelly left a hole through the island, and survivors will be evacuated. The only major negativity was the fact that scientists predict in 2 years at any time Meroxa will simply drift away, which may be an advantage to putting military bases on the island, if it is able to old the weight. This attack begins a war against the island approx. 2 times the size of sierra Noche, but without the punch.

 

-Uironi Itsuvaji