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Greetings and salutations from The Most Serene Republic of Low Down.

 

We are a nation of Bass Players. Sorry about the seismic activity, but we invite you to come and enjoy the music.

 

Any band does not sound complete with just one instrument, so our country is not comprised totally of Bass Players. We invite all musicians and skilled persons to visit and perhaps stay in our country. We take much of our culture and mannerisms from the style of Bass Players. Some of what we do may seem odd, but is all in a relaxed attitude.

 

Low Down government is parlimentary style, choosing a head-of-state known as First Chair. Our security services employ sonic defensive measures. Our judicial system is one of the finest and fastest after ensuring that lawyers must pay court costs if lawsuits are found to be frivolous.

 

Until we meet, Carpe Bass!

 

Kind regards,

ATM

First Chair

The Most Serene Republic of Low Down

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Greetings to all nations of Europa;

 

Let me thank you for your generous time. It is in the best interest of our Most Serene Republic of Low Down to establish trade and diplomatic relations with our neighbors.

 

When convenient, please contact me at the Low Down Foreign Relations Office in our capitol, Pastorius City.

 

It is unfortunate that our Portuguese Interpreter ran off with a drummer.

 

Kind regards,

Jones

First Foreign Liaison

Foreign Relations Office

The Most Serene Republic of Low Down

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Greetings and salutations to our Europa neighbors;

 

On behalf of the First Chair and the citizens of The Most Serene Republic of Low Down, I am pleased to extend a warm invitation to visit our delightful country!

 

Should you be looking for a destination holiday, a sport fishing trip, or just looking for good music, Low Down is definitely the place for you. Our temperate climate, rivers and lakes full of smallmouth bass, and our warm, intelligent people are just the right incentives to bring you to Low Down again and again!

 

Should you be looking for higher education, the universities in Low Down are some of the best in the region.

  • Our musical programs are some of the best in the word.
  • Our structural engineering program includes designing for high seismic activity.
  • We offer competitive tuition rates to citizens of trade partner countries.

Be one of the first to come back with an understanding of our relaxed and low-key culture. And as our national slogan says: Carpe Bass - Seize the Groove!

 

Best wishes,

Jenny C

Tourism Liaison

Foreign Relations Office

The Most Serene Republic of Low Down

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