The Mighty S.S.S.S.

[Stoned Smurfs]

The Stoner Sanctuary of Stoned Smurfs is a massive, safe nation, notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.57 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

 

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

 

The government has legalised small-scale capitalism, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, skateparks can be found in every city, and military service is compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stoned Smurfs's national animal is the Gargamel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Nugget.

 

[Stoned Smurfs]

hey, im baaaaack!!!

 

3.5 BILLION and an ichy trigger finger...

 

 

~Pot~

[Paranoid schizo]

You can get a cream for that. Your personal hygiene is appalling!

[Lord John]

hey, im baaaaack!!!

 

3.5 BILLION and an ichy trigger finger...

 

 

~Pot~

2.57 billion but who's counting

[Phil VII]

well, actully its 3.324, (check the date on the first post there Lord John!)

 

Phil IV would like to welcome... blah... blah... usual... welcome... note.... blah.... blah.... Have a pie......

 

 

anyway, welcome back, glad you fianlly decided to come back in person,rather than just a scary pirate ghost....(using a torch and three matches....)....

[Lord John]

in a high squeaky voice -----nevermind------

oops

[Orioni]

Don't I know you from somewhere already?

[Stoned Smurfs]

Don't I know you from somewhere already?

yea but we'll leave our bedroom activities in the bedroom ok?

 

and yea jon ima vet here and on NS so its 3.34 but i just rounded it iff. iff? ah well, TYPO!!! join me and together wE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! errm uhh i mean hey thanks for the welcome.

[Lord John]

Arrg pot and capitals not a good sign for the year to come.

[Stoned Smurfs]

UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship

Civil Rights: Below Average

Economy: Frightening

Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Location: Europa

 

The Stoner Sanctuary of Stoned Smurfs is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.372 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

 

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Commerce and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

 

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and roads are often backed up with round-the-clock construction crews.. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stoned Smurfs's national animal is the Gargamel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Nugget.

 

Domestic Statistics

Government Category: Corrupt Dictatorship

Government Priority: Defence

Economic Rating: Frightening

Civil Rights Rating: Below Average

Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Income Tax Rate: 100%

Major Industry: Uranium Mining

National Animal: Gargamel

National Currency: Nugget

Total Population: 3,372,000,000

 

Government Budget Details

Administration: $2,795,777,101,824.00 4%

Social Welfare: $8,387,331,305,472.00 12%

Healthcare: $4,892,609,928,192.00 7%

Education: $6,290,498,479,104.00 9%

Religion & Spirituality: $0.00 0%

Defence: $22,366,216,814,592.00 32%

Law & Order: $7,688,387,030,016.00 11%

Commerce: $14,677,829,784,576.00 21%

Public Transport: $2,096,832,826,368.00 3%

The Environment: $0.00 0%

Social Equality: $0.00 0%

 

Stoned Smurfs Economic Statistics

Exchange Rate: 1 Nugget = $1.3751

Gross Domestic Product: $73,594,597,224,293.80

GDP Per Capita: $21,825.21

Unemployment Rate: 8.42%

Consumption: $0.00

Government Budget: $87,368,034,432,000.00

Government Expenditures: $69,894,427,545,600.00

Goverment Waste: $17,473,606,886,400.00

Exports: $12,182,503,118,693.80

Imports: $8,482,333,440,000.00

Trade Surplus: $3,700,169,678,693.80

 

Europa Economic Statistics

Gross Regional Product: $1,785,792,078,783,699.25

GRP Per Capita: $13,818.93

Regional Population: 129,228,000,000

Regional Average GDP: $7,030,677,475,526.38

Largest GDP: Endymion ($140 trillion)

Smallest GDP: New Austro-Hungary ($2.60 billion)

Largest GDP Per Capita: The Smelly Donkey ($43,257)

Smallest GDP Per Capita: Byzantium Nova ($46.89)

Largest Trade Surplus: Stoned Smurfs ($3.70 trillion)

Largest Trade Deficit: Brawandi ($502 billion)

 

[Orioni]

Largest Trade Surplus: Stoned Smurfs ($3.70 trillion)

Hehe, Orioni 2 used to occupy that position. A change in leadership made me change policy as well.