I think this is funny.

[Noitan Eugor]

At the West Point War College, a general is a guest lecturer at a class for officers. His subject is Future Warfare. One of the officers in the class asks the first question, "Will we have to fight a World War Three?"

 

"Yes, it looks like you will," answers the general.

"And who will be our enemy, General?" another officer asks.

"The likelihood is that it will be China."

The class is surprised, and finally one officer asks, "But General, we are maybe 250 million people and the Chinese are about 1.5 billion. How can we possibly win such a war?"

 

"Well," replies the general, "We have seen that in modern war, it is not the quantity, but the quality that is the key."

 

To explain, the general goes on, "For example, in the Middle East 5 million Jews have been fighting against 300 million Arabs, and the Jews have been the winners every time."

 

"But sir," says a panicky officer, "Do you think we have enough Jews?"

 

[Haken]

Ja, I like it. Nobody messes with the jews!

[Ide Jima]

Ja, I like it. Nobody messes with the jews!

Apart from you know who...

[Adaptus]

who the short guy who lives over there? Edited September 28, 2005 by Adaptus (see edit history)

[Ide Jima]

It rhymes with fazi