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"This is San Sensation reporting for you LIVE exclusively for 'The Source' here in Funkytown. As you see here behind me soldiers are parading trough the streets of what could call the capital of this 'country'. After months of talks the locals have given up their sovereignity in exchange for HC Donalds establishments and upgraded computers with 14% less bugs (those suckers were still using Windows 98) *ehum* Not less then a million of HR civilians are moving south, in this beautiful landscape, running from the dry and expensive ground that remains in their homeland. These white sock and sandel wearing settlers are embracing the open fields. According to people who would know we can expect several more millions the coming weeks, raising the population with 790%. Even more carvan pulling tourists shall come over to explore these new domains."

 

News host from studio: "Thank you San, more of this exciting event later. We go now back to Haken Rider, more specificaly in Groenhoud, where a strangely formed and yellow, really yellow, tomatoe has shocked the community..."

 

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Meteorola recognizes the need for a more stable and advanced capitalistic market in this region. We are, however somewhat concerned about potential human rights abuses and the creation of an underclass.

 

HR's claim is fully recognized by the Allied States of Meteorola.

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One can always climb higher up by working harder. It is our filosofy that a rich nation with a good infrastructure benefits the community better then a poor nation where the people can do what they want, whenever they want and how they want it.

 

HR appreciates the Allied States of Meteorolas' recognization.

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