Official Akiiryan Karthene Insult Thread

[Senator Gaius]

And Karthenia is here to remind Akiiryans of their place...nailed on a cross.

[Akiiryu]

Akiiryu would like to remind the Karthenia of what happened to your "army" last time you tried that one on...

[Senator Gaius]

Karthenia could care less about Akiiryu's interpretation of history.

[Akiiryu]

If that is the case Karthenia couldn't care a less about the truth. Your government is invited to come an see Akiiryu's extensive collection of Karthene battle standards and weapons that were dropped by Karthene troops as they "withdrew" after the last time Akiiryu and Karthenia meet on the field of battle.

[Senator Gaius]

Haha! You barbarians know nothing of your history! You have no captured Karthene standards, you have the banners of a band of ROGUE HIGHROCK MERCENARIES!

 

LOOK EVERYONE, AT THE SILLY MAN! IF ONLY THEY HAD SCHOOLS IN HIS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A COUNTRY, HE'D KNOW ALL THIS

[Akiiryu]

Ummm, the people of Akiiryu think you'll find that those mercernaries are portrayed is Karthenians in Karthenian history texts, and are recognised as such by other states as well. Karthenia once again tries to change history to suit itself.

[Senator Gaius]

On the contrary, our historical records are entirely accurate. It helps to write things down on paper, not animal hide; remember that. Your delusional attempts to blame us for your dishonourable massacre of our forces fools no-one.

[Akiiryu]

Ha. We were writing on paper before your people had come down from the trees.

[Senator Gaius]

And you still haven't mastered it? Shocking. We have places for such as you. The soles of our boots.

[Akiiryu]

As do we for you. Unfortunately, we think you'd scare the other animals.

[Senator Gaius]

Yes, so we do terrify your people then? It saddens us to see that there still exist in this world Akiiryans who haven't been strung up like the animals they are. Hmmm...perhaps we can set up some sort of hunting preserve.

[Akiiryu]

The only people that deserving stringing up are the ones who let you're lot out of their cages.

 

Oh, and Karthenians are always welcome to come to Akiiryu and trying stringing us up, we can assure you the welcome would be...well, let's just say "warm" shall we? Then again the 100 odd Karthenian survivors of the battle of Thule ought to be able to tell you what kind of welcome to expect. In relation, given the speed those men left the feild it has always been a mystery to us why Karthenia doesn't win more gold medals in spiriting events. I mean, Karthene people seem very good at running

[Senator Gaius]

Three words. Ugly Akiiryan women.

[Akiiryu]

One word. Ugly Akiiryan women.

 

That's three. Then again, we didn't think Karthenians could count.

[Senator Gaius]

I said it was three, fool, you can't read.

[Akiiryu]

OOC: Oh come on SG...editing your mistake, that's just not cricket.

[Senator Gaius]

OOC: Sorry, but then i'd have no comeback, and the day i concede to you, Ak, is the day i die

[Akiiryu]

Yes, we can. We also know you edited your post. Its nice to know you're willing to learn for your intellectual superiors and correct your mistakes. Now go and do your home work, there's a good little Karthenian.

[Senator Gaius]

I'd prefer to go to one of the camps, and skin some Akiiryan slaves. Maybe a hundred.

[Akiiryu]

Hundred? You can't count past one without help.

[Senator Gaius]

When its down to skinned animals, i can count into the billions

[Akiiryu]

Doubt it.

[Akiiryu]

HERE IT IS. MODS FEEL FREE TO PUT SG AND MY GREATEST HITS IN HERE

[Senator Gaius]

Can.

 

OOC: Much as i want to continue this marvellous argument, i have to go. Besides, Orioni will hurt me if i spam any more.

[Akiiryu]

 

 

 

 

OOC: I have set up a thread. Still, I reckon its these little friendly in character arguments based on rps that demonstrate just what a fun place Europa is. And, yes O, we'll keep it out of the senate from know on too. I promise.