Tokoph

[Guest Tokoph]

Hey Europa,

 

I'm King Todtenkopf (pronounced tote-en-koff), ruler of The Kingdom of Tokoph (pronounced toe-koff). We are new to this region and this game and have recently joined the UN. Here are some facts about Tokoph:

• Leadership- Although Tokoph has a king, it is still considered democratic as voting does take place.
• Currency- The currency is the george(G).
• Military- Many armed services such as Army, Marines, Navy, Air Force... At the age of 18, ALL citizens (male or female) MUST register for the draft.
• History- Tokoph was founded by beached German pirates. After a battle, their ships couldn't carry on, so they settled on nearby land, now called The Kingdom of Tokoph

[Senator Gaius]

Welcome to Europa! I am Gaius, representative of the Federation of Karthenia, living proof that a military government works.

 

Have a panzermoose steak as a welcoming present, and enjoy yerself.

[Tagmatium Rules]

Hello, and welocme to our proud region. Get involved in RP, and check out the games rooms, they're always a laugh.

 

Holy Empire of Tagmatium

[Niederoestereich]

G'day Tokoph, welcome to Europa

Did the pirates have eye patches?

[Vanarambaion]

Hello and welcome to our little neck of the woods.

 

Gaius - panzermoose steaks? you said yourself they're endangered!

[Senator Gaius]

Why do you think they are? It's because of all our diplomatic missions.

 

 

But Tokoph is welcome to one....just the one

[Tagmatium Rules]

They'd have to cut it up small, then...

[Senator Gaius]

Are you saying something about the size of my steaks

[Vanarambaion]

Size doesn't matter...

[Senator Gaius]

They are for your information very large, enough to feed the entire delegation.

[Pirilao]

Welcome Tokoph

 

 

You write Portuguese?

 

Best Regards

[Paranoid schizo]

Welcome. Feel free to join in and riducule anyone you want to! It's what we do!!!

[Europa]

Greetings and welcome to our region! I'm sure you will like it here,.. you will like it here,.. yes, you will..

[Phil VII]

ah greetings, another nation with a namei will not be able to spell... ah well welcome anyway!

 

have a Philian Pie, this week a philian speciality, a goosberry and blacktart Pie, with special creamy filling! enjoy!

 

yargh!

[Koku]

Welcome Tokoph.

Explore...and enjoy Europa...

[Tamurin]

Hi, Tokoph.

 

Totenkopf...German pirates...bist du Deutscher? Oder deutschsprachig?

 

Btw, nice idea with the pirates. Although, if you meant "skull", you should drop the "d" - it's just "Totenkopf"....

 

(German language, difficult language...)

[Vanarambaion]

ah greetings, another nation with a namei will not be able to spell... ah well welcome anyway!

Ah yes, but I believe I still win (or at least tie with Kant) for the nation with the most ridiculously hard to spell name. Welcome Tokoph.

[Orioni]

This is the first time ever I hear something about German pirates. Sounds.. exotic. Where did you get that idea?

[Paranoid schizo]

You ever tried to buy a BMW?!

[Tamurin]

@Orioni:

 

Hey, there were German pirates. Not many since we were never the seafaring nation, but just look up "Stoertebecker" or "St?rtebecker" (if you see the umlaut). Most people from my birthtown (Hamburg) know him.

[Orioni]

Sorry Tamurin, I only know of the Hanze. But it is true that during wartime ordinary fishers and traders would turn into pirates just to keep working.

[Tamurin]

No problem. Can't know every damn pirate out there...

 

("....Jack Sparrow...." - "Captain Jack Sparrow, please!")