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Pēyotl Farm Bust - Destructive Drug Still Alive?

A quiet morning in the town of Atlētemoyan within the Kalpolli of Tepatōsōkatlasla, 5am yesterday morning, the sun slowly starting to appear on the horizon. However all of this was about to end as the Temple of the Warrior's Tokallētōnatli of the Dark Eyes division had begun a large-scale raid on the eastern front of the town. Within an hour one of the largest headquarters for the infamous T'sompanatli Cartel had been secured. What should of been a great victory for the nation, as 43 low to mid ranking workers and 6 high ranking members were arrested and subsequently executed, soon turned dark as the Dark Eyes division had uncovered something truly horrific: an entire acre of Pēyotl cactus farms.

Pēyotl cactus is a dangerous psychoactive drug and was thought to have entirely eradicated from the Palu Peninsula by 1912, one of the few times Yatotlan and Metztlikua worked together, primarily by the Fourth Ometekotli Archpriest and Giorgio the First of Limonaia. The cactus initially was considered a medicinal plant, but when Ometekotli unified the many monarchal states under one empire, he decreed the inherit destructive nature of psychoactive plants such as Pēyotl, and thus had them outlawed in his empire.

The Pēyotl cactus grows close to the ground and on cliff edges in large colonies, spineless, and bloom with pink and white flowers. The cactus that use to grow in the southern half of the Palu Peninsula has adapted to the hot tropical climate, primarily growing at high elevations, thus Pēyotl shoots have been recorded in historic texts to have reached sizes up to a meter in diameter. However the average Pēyotl shoot only grows 15-20 centimeters in diameter once they have reached maturity.

 

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Specimen of Pēyotl from the cactus farms before being destroyed.
Photo permission gained from the Temple of Culture and Religious Life.

The rediscovery of the Pēyotl cactus has already sent shockwaves through the Temple of Culture and Religious Life, Temple of the Warriors, Temple of Commoners, and the Temple of the All-High. The Temple of the Warriors has already sent a decree to the Temple of the All-High for the reintroduction of the old anti-Pēyotl laws, however due to the lack of information regarding the Pēyotl cactus, and such little time between rediscovery and notifying of the main bureaucracy there has been no official statement from either the Temple of the All-High nor the Archpriestess.

 

If you suspect your neighbours of possessing Pēyotl or know someone distributing the cactus, please notify your local community temple or local Warrior Temple.

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Illegal Loggers Save Environment

Last Wednesday, 3 AM, a fire broke out 150 kilometers from the Atlakapetesakatlēxika (Western River). The fire is assumed to have been caused by ash gatherers but became too unwieldly. By 5.30 AM the local authorities from the nearby city of Zhēgewan in the north-east corner of the Faloki Autonomous Kalpolli had arrived to the fire. By then the fire had stretched out to over 1,080,000 square meters in size.

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Image taken by the Zhēgewan Local Authorities.
The Flames tear through an opening meant to be harvested for ash.

By 5 PM, the Rainforest Protection Services had finally arrived to the location, the fire had spread out to over 25,000,000 square meters in rapid succession. However the Rainforest Protection Services soon began to cut down a perimeter around the fire to prevent further spread. In the process discovered a long strip of recently cut down trees within a protected area south of the fire, which could only be the result of illegal activity. However, the Rainforest Protection Services took full advantage of the cut down, reducing the time to create the perimeter by a third. The long strip also meant the fire could not reach the protected area, leaving it unscathed by the flames.

By 10PM, the fire had completely burned through it's fuel and died out with an estimate of 27,000,000 square meters of rainforest burned down. Thankfully no major settlements had been destroyed and deaths are minimal.

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Image taken by the Rainforest Protection Services.
Aftermath of fire at the north-east perimeter.

The lead officer for the Rainforest Protection Services released a statement regarding the long strip. Stating that although he is grateful for his men, he condemns those who illegally chop down the rainforest, especially within protected areas, and that monitoring within protected areas should be increased.

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Metztlitlalio Welcomes a New Year.

From all members of the Capital Paper, we welcomed the new Haab year of 6132 last night! At the stroke of the twentieth K'me fireworks were launched across the nation. Whilst most of the world celebrated 2020 AD (Which means Anno Domini for Yatotlans!) a week ago, many cities across Metztlitlalio were stocking up on fireworks and beginning the sacrificial killing of animals for their meat to be used for the Twenty day long holiday of the Celebration of the Mun. Below we've compiled some pictures of beauty from across the country.

 

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Fireworks explode over the city of Matasaqe, the capital of the Calpolli of Tepatokasla, last night.

 

Matasaqê is on the headlines today as the Calpolli of Tepatokasla unbanned the use of fireworks within it's capital (with the permission of a licence needed of course), and celebrated with their own fireworks across the city at the start of 6132. This picture captures a truly fantastical shot of multiple fireworks going off at once, with the mountain cap snow in the background. A wonderful display.

 

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Tlalanex, Xoloa, red smoke spreads across the sky.

 

The Xoloan town of Tlalanex near one of the many Khekhe Mines goes all out as the fireworks release a red powder at the end of the firework display, coating the area in a fine red mist (which thankfully does not sting the eyes!). A looming silhouette of Roberto Russo-Romano on his famous trusty horse, Rossi.

 


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Altepetl Tekaken's duel firework display.

 

Two separate firework displays take place on different sides of the dividing river of the city. This year was also a mark of an end of a long-standing tradition since 1977 with one side of the river use blue and yellow fireworks and the other green and red. At the end both sides would release white fireworks in one massive flurry as to represent the end of colonial rule. This traditional was ended more-so because it was reported there wasn't enough Red fireworks due to low amounts of Strontium.

 

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Where are the elections?

For nearly a month The Capital Paper has been offline and seemingly under lock and key, along with all other companies owned by the Capital Paper company. The Temple of the All-High as well as the Archpriest herself have been mute on the issue of delayed elections since the Qopnō scandal all the way back in December. We believe that the government has been purposely holding back elections in attempt to subvert the current shifting political order away from traditional political parties and we know that you have been thinking the same! For too long the tyrannical theocracy has been oppressing those of all religions - including Cuexpalli - and those of all races - including Aslo. Everyone can see the faults and misdeeds of the current regime and how flimsy it has been in the past, but no more! We must band together as Metztlikua, as men and women alike, to bring the subversion to them!

We are not the first to realise this; Agilnaj may bring a bad taste to our mouths now but when it first came, people applauded it's efforts to bring justice and accountability to the current regime, but it's noble goals were corrupted by bad men and it's good deeds trampled by the media in the 90s and 2000s. Neo-Agilnaj has only further excluded those who wish to aid in the fight against the Temples. Therefore, a new group must bring consequences to the authoritarianism that shackles not only those Under Gold, but also the hard working individuals of society, the minorities who are actively scorched, those who only wish to better their lives and the lives of their friends and families. Those who resist. For the past month and a half, we have come to a conclusion - all of us. Now, you may be wondering who "we" are.

We were Neo-Agilnaj.

We were the New South Palu Confederacy.

We were the Repollēka.

We are La Tlanananquilia!

We shall bring back freedom to those under a new banner, a banner that unifies all and disregards the old! We will keep those who listen updated.

 

And Capital Paper, please update your firewall ;)

 

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New Design Layout!

We would like to start off with an apology for the site's inactivity for the past month, as we have been very busy updating our website's look. Some of you more observant readers of our website may have noticed we went offline for the past couple days as we have been tinkering with the website's code! We would also like to dispel rumours about our site being 'hacked'. Our website and all websites linked to the Temple of Finance are 100% secure and always run on the latest AV_TEOKOS system! So don't worry about your data being stolen or any such nonsensical whispers.

As of today, we are returning full force, with a new comprehensive detailing of multiple events of this week throughout the website. We hope you enjoy this new face of ours, and we apologise for any inconveniences.

 

 

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Corruption Whittling Ends - Democracy must move forward!

After 3 months of thorough investigations into all major political parties, no other backdoor deals or large-scale bribery scandals have emerged outside of the original Qopnō Party documentation. After such a tiresome month of court cases and rulings, the Qopnō Party has been officially barred from the up and coming elections starting next month, resulting in an exodus of many of the most famous politicians and of Qopnō to flee to join other parties, or form their own bands of politicians. The largest political group to arise from the ashes is Milchiuhquitl, comprising half of the old Temple Convention and most of the party's members of their board. The Chairman of the new board of Milchiuhquitl, Anci Nocelotl, is well known for her more radical views on worker's rights and anti-slavery and who was presumed to be the main force in the past decade on the introduction of LAANN cooperation in the current push for the removal of slavery.

Chicahua Moretti, the chairman of the board of the current Qopnō Party stated last night that "he was ashamed at the actions of those he once called friends", and that he "strive(s) to improve(ing) Qopnō from it's current terrible position and reputation by this time next elections.".

With the removal of Qopnō from the political scene for the upcoming elections, many are unsure of who will be the new majority party, as many people who voted for Qopnō in the past did so strategically, and not for their own personal ideologies. Some have speculated that the Archpriestess is taking advantage of the current situation to influence the arrival of a new voting system. However, such new voting system would take at least a year for development, and will have to go through the Temple of the Commoners. The future of Metztlitlalio is open and fresh, everyone has an opportunity now to shape!

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