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Welcome to the Market my friends, this is what we have for sale:

- One barrel of high-quality mustard gas, stolen directly from an Army depot

- About two-thousand wz. 1996 Beryl Assault Rifles taken from corpses and depots

- Several thousand PM-63 RAK submachineguns stolen from DnMRS caches

-Fifteen-thousand Rolex watches (100% real buy them please)

-One AHS Krab artillery piece (reasonable condition)

-Four-hundred FOO-1 gas masks stolen from Minsk Contamination Area

-Six-thousand WIST-94 pistols

-Ten-hundred NGZ-93 Rifle Grenades

 

More coming soon! Place your orders now! Before we kill you for not buying anything.

 

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An enclave representative walks up and says “I’d like to purchase all of your gas masks and one barrel of mustard gas. I’d also like to purchase to the artillery gun as well.” We will consider future business too and Hope too see you soon” he says before fiddling with something in his pocket that’s definitely not a gun and looking suspiciously at a guard who gives him a weird look. 

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A shady Rihannsu crime boss, Botak, had heard through an international source, that certain friends in Argis were in need of financial support. His Brat had been responsible for bringing in a range of luxury products for the wealthy patricians of the Republic, and over the years, he had gotten into a few incidents with the Police over the authenticity of his merchandise that he passed off to traders in the markets: especially in Dartha. The contact had sent him a brief memo outlining what was on 'sale.' What attracted his attention: the Rolex watches. The last time he had attempted to push the product, his shipment of supposedly authentic Magnaen watches was seized before they could even leave the Europan continent. But this time, there would be no such problems.

He picked up his cell phone and called his international contact, instructing him to purchase 10,000 of the Rolexes. This time, instead of trying to sell them to the aristocrats, he would pass them off to his associate working for Dartha Cliperian International Airport's duty-free store, effectively selling the connecting and departing tourists the watches at a very low price, so low in fact that some might actually question their legitimacy, but that wasn't his concern. He just wanted the money.

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@Rihan At the Dniester National Airport, multiple boxes with ten-thousand neatly packed "Rolex" watches sat. It was guarded by 4 Dniesterian "Security Guards", each armed with a WIST-94 pistol. They loaded the boxes onto Republic of Dniester National Airlines flight 89. The destination was Dartha Cliperian International Airport. ETA, 16 hours.

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Impatient, the enclave official quickly got up and left the room and as he opened the door he muttered: “ will be rightback with friends” and then exited to hallway and pulled out his phone. He dialed a number and said their location before hanging up and exiting the building. He got out into a car and drove to the airport where a vertibird awaits.

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