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To: Secretary General A. M. L. Core of @Ahrana
From: Reemy Loopentlant, Minister of Diplomatic Affairs of Het Huisselant
Regarding: Reopening of the Variotan Embassy and a possibility to speedily reopen trade
 

To my esteemed colleague, Secretary General Core,

I am pleased to be able to give you the announcement of the speedily reopening of the Variotan Embassy. We, at the Ministry of Diplomatic Affairs, would like to thank your government for ensuring the rapid handling of the necessary forms and paperwork. The Parliament and the people have held a vote in regards to the person that will be filling in the position as Variotan Ambassador to Ahrana and have found a suitable candidate. Dr. Linda Melkboer will be able to start within two weeks, thus officially reopening the embassy. There shall be a small buffet and open bar to celebrate the reopening and new ambassador, to which you yourself are of course invited.

Additionally, there are several Variotan businesses and experts of the Ministry of Economic Issues that wish to visit the nation and find opportunities to fully and speedily reopen trade between our nations. We are sure your citizens will feel sheer joy and happiness when businesses such as Vooters Chestaurants, Altvarna Automotive and Varinco reopen their doors to the Ahranaians that wish to pleasure their souls with our products. Likewise, I am sure that there are citizens and businesses looking forward to receiving the many worthwhile products your nation provides the world. If your government can provide the required paperwork and perhaps a guide or two to allow this trade visit to happen, I believe this will be a great opportunity for both our nations.

I am obviously more than happy to respond to any questions you may have or to provide the needed information to your side in order to ensure the full success of these actions.

To a prosperous future together,

Reemy Loopentlant,
Minister of Diplomatic Affairs of Het Huisselant

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