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In this game, you make a wish. The next person will grant your wish. Unfortunately they will corrupt the granting. They will then make their own wish.

 

EXAMPLE:

 

I wish for world peace.

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Wish granted! A 10-ton piece of the world is hung around your neck.

 

I wish a better computer for Tagmatium.

 

(p.s. wishing for an uncorruptable granting would bring the wrath of the gods upon you)

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Wish granted: However, it said "User incompatible; Upgrade user required" blink.gif

 

I wish I could try Belgian waffle tomorrow morning. drool.gif

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Wish granted! A Belgian waffle will be delivered to your house at 3 in the morning when you're still sleeping. The delivery guy will leave the message on your doorstep, but someone else eats it.

 

I wish I was a little bit taller.

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Wish granted! A massive shipment of American bullion was shipped to your home, only to have it sink to the bottom of the ocean in transit.

 

Wish I could get a really cool smiley that would constantly change to accurately reflect my present mood!

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Wish granted, but hackers hacked your H@XZ0R wish, and corrupted it.

 

I wish I had a cup of tea.

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You wish you had yourself? huh.gif ? If so - You got it, but some gansters killed you. smile.gif

 

I wish that my cat became a princess.

Edited by Suverina

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Wish granted, but somehow we have run out of embassies and no need for reports.

 

I wish my promotor gives me an A for my thesis.

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I wish i could become super famous

Granted. On your trip to a little-known Middle-Eastern country, you run into some of the more fanatical citizens of said country. They blindfold you, tie you to a pole and summarily execute you. Your final moments are immortalized by a National Geographic reporter hiding in the bushes, who then writes a famous article about the hedges of civilization and the breaking of human rights - with your picture appearing on the cover.

 

I wish I had perfect health of body and soul.

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Granted: But something bad happens and you begin to smoke and drink. You develop lung cancer and die of alchohol poisoning then find out there is no afterlife.

 

I wish I was the CEO of a mega corporation and make tons of money.

Edited by BlackJackEmperor

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Granted! However the next day the company collapes, all stocks plumit, and you end up broke.

 

I wish I had a comode.

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Wish granted, but you brake your neck as well.

 

I wish I had an extra pair of arms.

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Granted! But they come saying made in china on the side, and no garantee.

 

I wish I could fly.

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Wish granted, but you forgot you were afraid of heights.

 

I wish I never needed any sleep. (Goodnight.)

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