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  1. I dont have any cats... I do have a hat though!
  2. Juyst please don explode... Zose Wafr fin mints are deadlee
  3. Monty Python Spam Song Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag. Man: You sit here, dear. Wife: All right. Man: Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! well... it has to be said...
  4. Could I have my colour changed as I have joined the LEague of the Treaty.
  5. To: Members of the League of the Treaty From: Chncellor Richard Wilkinson of the Federation of Aalandia Re: Membership to the League of the Treaty Dear Sirs, With the recent nuification of our small sate we have found ourselves seeking an aliance within a like-minded organization to promote harmonious co-existance and economic prosperity. As such, we would like to officially request membership to the League of the Treaty, as we feel we can provide a positive force for stability in the North East of Europa. We look forward to your response.
  6. I think that their is a time and a place for Unions, Late victorian times, early 20's for example. However, during depressions, where all buisnesses are doing badly and struggling to stay afloat, Unions carry on demanding more pay, or fighting wage cuts, even though prices have dropped because of it, and then you get into inflation etc...never good. But the nHS should be privatised, but the post office shouldnt. I think several companises should repalce the NHS, and that way their will be competion to improve standards. I also think thought that the railways, or at least their maintentance should be re-nationalised, as the government already supports and funds these things, they should just buy it. But still, wages should be set at the disgression of the employer, and it should be a lot easier to sack people, its to difficult to get rid of useless people now.
  7. Dont worry, their is still plenty of room for your expansion, just not across my river... and apparantly Britain is dipping in the south east and scotland is rising. Does anyone know when the next map update is?
  8. The Best games have to be: Civilisation II and IV, ROME: Total War, (GO SeLUCIDS AND GREEKS! they are the best teams and I can smash the Romans with them know), Age of Empires all of them. Settlers 2 is good too, 3 and 4 are really poor... Imperial Golry is awesome too... Especially the Prussians and Brits. Rise of Nations is another seriously cool game, shame about its terrible new sequal. Other good ones are games like Zues, Emporer, Pharoh and Caesar III and I agree, Homeworld is a hot game, and quite old now as well...they should invent a sequal... Thanks for the Prompting about Casar 4, Ih ve already downloaded the trailer and am preparing to pre-order it.... Does anyone know how to get games like Alpha Centauri to work on newer computers?
  9. 9771 bottles of beer on the wall, 9771 bottles of beer, You take one down, pass it around, 9770 bottles of beer on the wall.
  10. WOOHOO 20 Posts! May I have a plot please.... Nation Name: Aalandia Plot: 41 Flag: Capital City: Atlasium
  11. TO the Governments of Londim and Deltannia We would like to thank you for the warm reception we have recieved on welcoming our nation onto the regional stage, and would be honoured to begin trading and possible diplomatic alliances. Chancellor Niklaus Wilkinson Foreign Minister
  12. Rice may have asked for a ceasefire, but shes not in a hurry for one, she demanded that in the ceasefire, that Hezbollah withdraws across the river, and that the area is policed by the UN or EU or both.
  13. 9774 bottles of beer on the wall, 9774 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 9773 bottles of beer on the wall.
  14. I think that it would depend specifically where it landed, in the PAcific or Atlantic it would be America who grabs it
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