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Stoned Smurfs

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About Stoned Smurfs

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    Defender by choice, asshole by nature!
  • Birthday 01/26/1978

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  1. HAPPY B-DAY BIG P!!! you da man! ~Pot~
  2. Hei , Orioni this is true? did all my sexual harassment issues with Orioni go unnoticed all these years or did you just think i had some sugar in my tank?
  3. Motto Things that do not kill us will surely kill you! Capital Southern Hights Official Language English Leader Mary Jane Hempton Currency Nugget The Stoner Sanctuary of Stoned Smurfs is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.81 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Commerce and Social Welfare are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing. billions of Nuggets are being blown on orbital weapons development, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stoned Smurfs's national animal is the Gargamel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Nugget.
  4. atleast i can still smoke in my car! how long untill they take that? but then again, what i smoke is illegal to smoke anywhere anyways but the smoking ban is like the seatbelt law.
  5. Name a rapper currently signed with Dr. Dre's Aftermath label? Pot.
  7. really good friend of mine but not him! Tag?
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