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    Adélaïde Larue
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  1. I think it's a case of poor word choice. The area which is called the Central Aurelian Passage (Yes, I will accept the medal for best place name but not now) is planned to be a source of tension between me and @Rihan passed onto us from the former Paranne and Enolia to be resolved way down the line. The CAP isn't a part of either of our land and thus if a new nation would want the area, great. I'll gladly retcon as necessary.
  2. Technocrats Arrested as Investigations Enter Next Stages Shffahkian technocrats have recently been in the news by the dozen but not for the normal reasons of championing for reasonable economic austerity or proposing for the 19th time the creation of online voting methods. This time the technocratic wing of the Lyso-Uinionist Party (Lysian: Aile technocratic du Parti Lyso-Unioniste) is on the news for the arrests many of its members. Most notably the leader of the Technocratic Wing of the LUP, Jécron Alladevelli, was arrested from his Port-de-Paix residence for receiving funds from a foreign nation which is strictly illegal in Shffahkia by people in positions of political power punishable from life-imprisonment to death. Alladevelli's arrest is one from a total of 32 arrests done on the basis of an on-going investigation called: Opération Dentrifice (Operation Toothpaste). The name for the investigation comes from its beginning when a dental health business was revealed to have been laundering monetary resources for the Technocratic Wing. Even though the investigations being of major importance and having caused quite the public outrage, the federal government has officially redacted the nation responsible citing national security concerns. Despite the government's attempts, many political experts have pointed to the @Sunset Sea Islands as the most likely culprit. Many might be confused as to why the Shffahkian federal government would try to hide the identity of an intruding foreign power. But when put in the context that a diplomatic visit is being negotiated between the @Sunset Sea Islands and Shffahkia, it makes some sense to keep the outrage diverted as to avoid any damage to a bridge that has not even been built yet. The diplomatic rapprochement of the SSI and Shffahkia makes a lot of sense in many cases. Both nations agree on much economically and diplomatically, and agreement in environmental affairs is also extremely common as the two nations have some of the most extensive environmental protection laws. These developments with the Technocratic Wing have brought to question the place of Technocracy within Shffahkia. Politically, Collectivism has always been in support of technocracy. The Collectivist Party (1892-2019) was throughout its existence highly technocratic with 92% of party members in positions of power in 1983 being engineers. Even today technocracy forms important wings in both the LUP and the SCUL (Social Communitarian Union League). The Collective of Ministers, one of the four legislatures of Shffahkia, is formed of almost completely technocrats. In spite of this, the public image of technocracy has taken a hit. It remains to be seen if this pushes the SCUL and the LUP to begin downplaying the role of technocracy in each party. Emani Dignatelle's Failed Escape Yet another case of a cross-dressing prison escape has occurred this time in Ouilliamsbourg Federal Penitentiary with Emani Dignatelli attempting to escape from prison by dressing up as his teenage daughter and using his daughters papers to leave. Then later the daughter in question would have informed the guards that she lost her papers and would've been let out. This plan didn't work as Dignatelle was discovered almost instantly after having shown his daughters papers. Although not officially confirmed, many believe that this escape attempt was inspired by the escape of Ranal Vivien with one key difference: quality. Not simply contempt with wearing a wig, lipstick and women's clothes, Dignatelle had a wig, tight jeans, cartoon T-shirt and a face mask either sent or smuggled to him in the prison. Also unlike Vivien, Dignatelle has been sentenced to life-imprisonment for being a prominent figure in a criminal gang operation in Quaouaoua formerly known as the l'État aux Bonshommes. Unfortunately for Dignatelle's daughter, she might be charged for aiding and abetting in a prison escape attempt which can carry a 3 to 5 year prison sentence. This failed escape attempt has brought to light once more the prison system of Shffahkia this time with an actual positive improvement: guards have become more apt at recognizing cross-dressers leaving and entering their prison. Euchéne Colt Breaks Own Record - Wins Gold Olympic runner, Euchéne Colt, has once more broken the world record, his own, in the 100 meter dash taking home the gold with a time of 9.58 beating his previous record of 9.69 which he set by breaking his first 100-meter-dash record of 9.72 overtaking the previous champion Esefe O'Well. Euchéne Colt often simply called Chén or Colt is one of the most well-known Shffahko-Faramountese people. Another famous Shffahko-Faramountese person is the President of Shffahkia herself, Adélaïde Larue, who is the third female president and second Shffahko-Faramountese head of state after the previously deposed Nikolao Kondukanto. Originally the Shffahko-Faramountese were brought to Shffahkia as a part of the Limonaian and Lysian slave trades from the 1500s. The Shffahko-Faramountese community accounts from some 11% of the population of Shffahkia meaning that around 9,34 million people in Shffahkia are of Faramountese ancestry. Colt wasn't the only one bringing home gold as later Shffahkian Olympic athlete, Dinni Odognais won the 50 km gold medal with a total time of 3h 53m 58s. Overall, the Olympics have been closely followed by the Shffahkian public with notable enthusiasm. Sex Workers Flood to the CAP in Search of Wealth As the first talks over the division of the Central Aurelian Passage (CAP) are set to begin, the Shffahkian military occupiers have encountered an unexpected problem. The amount of military personnel stationed in the Central Aurelian Passage has been described as immoderate, overkill and superabundant. Almost all living and food expenses are covered by the Shffahkian military which leaves a large number soldiers with a considerable sum of disposable income. A portion of this income has been spent on sex work which has created a situation where demand is high and supply is low. This, in turn, motivated sex workers from nearby areas to take their business to the CAP. The situation has escalated to the point that sex workers from all around are making their way to the CAP because the price soldiers are willing to pay are extremely high by industry standards. Sex work is entirely legal in Shffahkia provided one has a licence for it which can be received by providing proof of the lack of Sexually Transmitted Diseases. Cutting soldiers' pay was considered an option to curve this situation but was rejected. The only solution thus far to have been used is to check the workers' permits which had led to many misunderstandings. One disgruntled hotel owner said: "First they turn my three-star hotel into a brothel, and now they're asking if I'm a prostitute!"
  3. You're at your office as you hear running coming from the hallway. The sound of shoes hitting the ground gets louder and louder when, in through your door, dashes a man in a suit. The suit is sloppily put together and you can see a bottle of Iverica wine in one hand and Mauridivian Tequila in the other. Sir, I'm here to sign the Shffahkian delegation up for the Olympics! He proclaims in a drunken yet excited voice. Afterwards he walks outside the door and you hear a thump. You go and see that the head of the Shffahkian Olympics Committee is passed out before your door.
  4. Greetings and Salutations, As @Rihan and I ignite the Aurelian continent into a blaze of glory as border negotiations go, you know, I thought this ought to be a good time to give a little update on the plan. Firstly, what border? After extensive analysis by a team of top-notch investigators, it was found out that there would be a rather odd blank spot between me and Rihan following our expansions. This area presents a great opportunity to flesh out Rihanssu-Shffahkian history and define the limits of where one ends and the other begins. As such, I made a map for a newspost combining the various pre-existing maps from the two. Now moving onto some more farther off matters we have the North where the situation will change due to @Selayar's expansion and thus I point thee to this map I made a good while ago also for a newspost. In the map I had marked the portion depicting northern Aurelia as Completely Limonaian. I'll leave it to Selayar to decide whether they want the Limonaian treatment or not. But as for the time being it's bye bye Buona Speranza and to the fat camp with Profondità Verdi. Finally the south, I must admit that the southern states really don't have as much thought put into them as the northern ones as they were mostly made to flesh out my history with Kirvina but with the whole two states of southern Aurelia having gone inactive, I am letting 'em go as with Kirvina's activity, disappeared my interest in the south. Goodbye Lunahasse, Soleilhasse and Téhasse plus Liliumnie. I had planned it to be a possible Mexico-ish place with possible Iverican colonies. I even made this Eurth Mexican flag: Boevendaal? What's that? On an even more final note, a dessert would be pretty sweet to have in Aurelia and the area south of Shffahkia and east of the Paranne mountains could be an interesting place to put one down. But that's neither here nor there. Anyway that's the current situation with my expansion plans. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk
  5. Ranal Vivien Caught After Great Escape Following the end of June, the Éleigne Federal Penitentiary experienced a true modern-day prison escape when inmate number 98471 or Ranal Vivien went missing after a conjugal visit with his wife. Vivien was sentenced from 12 to 40 years in prison for his part in a prominent Port-de-Lys cocaine ring originally to the Pesciville Penitentiary, however after bad behavior and inappropriate conduct he was moved to the infamous Éleigne Federal Penitentiary. Éleigne FP is colloquially simply known as Monmort coming from Mont Mort (Mount Death) for having the worst inmate death rate in Shffahkia with 42% of all inmates dying in the prison. During his conjugal visit, Ranal Vivien had his wife bring him a wig and women's clothes. After having applied some of his wife's make-up, Vivien simply walked out from the facility. He would later be found by a bus stopped by a police officer and swiftly arrested. This escape isn't the first controversy Éleigne FP has faced. Earlier in 2018, the horrific death of Jaïr Taulle galvanized many to action, yet the facility was kept running. Now even more tension is set on both local and federal politicians alike to close the facility down. Larue to Man the Central Aurelian Passage Following an administration press release, Senate and Union President Larue declared that the Federative Republic of Shffahkia would man the Central Aurelian Passage in response to rising tensions within the region itself and instability in the surrounding area.Initially Larue was heavily against military occupation, however, in order prevent the rise of local militias and tensions, Larue saw it necessary to bring order to the region. According to the administration, the forces are meant to keep the peace in the area preventing instability from nearby regions from seeping in. Controversially a census will also be held to provide a clear picture of the area so proper plans can be made. Although the occupation was claimed to have been made in good faith towards neighboring Rihan and that the census be made to help in future negotiations, political experts say that by occupying the area militarily and by preforming a census which is an action usually done by local authorities, Shffahkia is setting itself in an advantageous positions when negotiations will be held. A larger criticism is that Shffahkia is undermining the Aurelian League by indirectly conducting military actions against another member. This point is greatly contested by Larue who said "A short-term military occupation is better than a decade-long border conflict..." Abraham Pignatelli Wins Court Case Famous Salvian Televangelist, Abraham Pignatelli won a high-profile court case regarding televangelism in Shffahkia after having his shows taken down and blocked in the country. After finding this out, Pignatelli sued the Shffahkian Department of Media claiming that they had no reason to shut the show down. The Media Department claimed that Pignatelli's show was an attempt at religious conversion which is illegal in Shffahkia. Pignatelli claimed in his case that his show was entertainment and thereby not an attempt of religious conversion. Pignatelli's case was helped by a Temps' poll of Shffahkian donors to Pignatelli which found out that the majority of donations (65%) were given because they found the emission entertaining, while only under 10% of donors did so because of religious reasons. The court then ruled in the favor of Pignatelli legalizing religious television. This decision is seen as the second step from the repeal of absolute abolition in reintroducing religion more into Shffahkia despite religion still being outlawed. Pignatelli said "This is a great step towards the right and holy light of the lord with more Shffahkians being able to plant that seed of faith to save their soul in life and death."
  6. Jean Vou Introduces the New New Collectivists' Party Following the catastrophic defeat the PNC (Lysian: Parti des Nouveaux Collectivistes) saw in the Chambre elections, party chairman Jean Vou has announced his new changes to the party which have already caused many hardliner Collectivists such as Igor Quint to leave the party. The change in question refers to the complete reshaping of the party from a far left conservative political group into a directly democratic political alliance. "The political parties of old are on the decline and in the future our political groupings will not be defined as left or right but as democratic and clandestine," Jean Vou said during the press release. The term directly democratic political alliance means that the decision making process of the PNC will be completely transparent and democratic with party members debating and voting on issues and how the PNC ought to handle them. The solution with the most votes will be the solution the PNC will seek. Among the first issues to be debated and voted upon is the PNC-LUP coalition in the Chambre of Representatives. Political analysts are calling this Vou's all-or-nothing gamble as the PNC attempts to reform and jump off the political spectrum in a similar fashion to the LUP. Despite PNC chairman Vou's old age, he is reforming the PNC into the most tech savvy political party as debate and voting will not only happen in party meetings, instead any registered and confirmed member can use their membership ID at www.pnc.sf to follow live-streamed meetings, debate and vote online on the site. The PNC website will also serve as a storage for all official meetings, chat logs and desicions taken by the broader membership. Will these reforms revolutionize Shffahkian politics with untold transparency and democratic prowess or is this a desperate gamble taken by a party with one foot in the grave? This all remains to be seen. King Aidan Named Temps' Person of the Year The Seylosian Monarch, King Aidan Redmond, has been named Person of the year 2019 by the weekly Port-Réel magazine TEMPS. The prestigious Port-Réel publication chooses each year a person of specific interest or importance be it a politician, celebrity or business person. Often these choices are made as a response to one event of notable salience as decided by the publication with aid from its staff of expert journalists and political experts. This year the one to be named was the Absolute Monarch of @Seylos: the seemingly insuperable King Aidan. Many expected the young royal to have been named person of the year in 2018 for his reforms in the country, however the Thalahassan Prime Minister Theresa Tumbleweed took the nomination for that year. On the cover is a translated quote from King Aidan's 2018 August speech saying "... monarchy cannot be everywhere all the time... " The speech was given to announce the commencement of the organizing of new democratic processes in the country under the authority of the crown. Alongside this, political power traditionally held by nobles has seen a staggering decrease at the beginning of the new king's reign. The new king is so popular that the disenfranchised populace of the Duchy of Éire is glad to welcome him as their new monarch after him having inherited the Duchy. Certainly the reign of this Seylosian monarch has been among the most promising on Eurth. The Kingdom of Seylos is a massively influential country in the Dolch See which is an important trade passage. Under King Aidan, Seylos has taken a harsh stance in the Enolian War condemning @Rihan and signed a Seylo-Galllambrian cooperation agreement showing that King Aidan is a serious force in international politics not afraid to stand for the rights of nations and the betterment of scientific research. "Despite this immensely promising beginning of King Aidan's reign, the Kingdom of Seylos still remains an absolute monarchy and it still remains to be seen how far King Aidan will take the democratization of Seylos as a country. Historically, Seylosian monarchs have been competent leaders, yet the late King Stuart has proven that this is not the case at all times. Whether King Aidan is willing to part with the absolute power granted by the crown to secure the country from another Stuart and give democracy more of a say in Seylosian matters will be a central point in the young monarch's reign." reads a more critical part of the article. Limonaian becomes second mandatory language As newly graduated High School students give their first university applications in, the Chambre of Representatives passed the Limonaian Baccalauréat Bill with the Collective of Ministers and the Federal Senate. The bill officially changes the structure of the Baccalauréat Général or matriculation exams. Previously, Shffahkian high school students have had to complete matriculation exams in Lysian, a humanistic science and two from the three options of Anglish, Esperanto or Long Maths in order to receive the Diplôme de Baccalauréat Général. For Limonaian speakers, the matriculation exam had compulsory Lysian alongside Anglish with optional Esperanto. In fact Shffahko-Limonaian universities have their own Laurea in place of the Baccalauréat général which is equal to the Baccalauréat Général The new changes give Shffahko-Lysian students a fourth choice: Limonaian. Limonaian can now be taken instead of Esperanto or Anglish. Limonaian has been a popular matriculation exam subject as universities value the language.
  7. The SCUL Wins Almost Every State, The LUP Left Picking Up the Scraps Following the Chambre of Representatives Elections on May 31st, the SCUL has achieved a decisive victory winning almost every state while the LUP consistently came second with the PNC winning only one seat. Jeanés Féyeau called the occasion "... a triumph of the many in a corrupt system of the few..." The SCUL was able to achieve never-before-seen success due to two main campaigning points, most political analysts say. The first one is the open criticism of the current administration and especially of the decision to leave almost half of all Shffahkians without a voice in these elections. The PNC had made an agreement with the LUP not to criticize the current administration in exchange for retaining some of their sears in the Chambre. However, this led to them losing almost all traditionally Collectivist seats. "Shffahkians are laying Collectivism to rest in favour of the Communitarian dream." said one enthusiastic representative. Second, is the SCUL's plans to make Shffahkia a unitary state. Recent NSAS polling revealed that a surprising number of Shffahkians would prefer a unitary state model instead of the current federal model. This is due to the fact that the term "States' Rights" has become seen as a cop-out to avoid issues instead of a valid argument in the public's eye. Of the total 43 seats up for elections, the SCUL (orange) took a whopping 28 or some 65%, the LUP (blue) took 14 (33%) adding to their total of 31 or 38% of the Chambre and the PNC (red) managed to score only one seat leaving them with a total of 22 or 27% of all seats in the Chambre. With the SCUL's victory, the worst-case scenario for both the PNC and LUP has come to fruition. It is clear that the parties need to adjust their policies and party lines. Doing this could lead to the early fall of the coalition between these two parties. The PNC Chairman, Jean Vou, made a statement saying "We have heard the people's voice and it is evident that the party must undergo a substantial change, this I promise to see through..." LUP Chairperson and Union President, Larue, has yet to make a statement. With this tremendous victory, Féyeau has successfully shown that the Communitarians are a political force to be reckoned with splitting the Chambre into almost even slices of three and putting the LUP and the PNC under immense strain as a consequence. It remains to be seen if this success will be repeated in the future or if this will become a fluke. Oyus and Shffahkia lead in Enolian Refugee Aid Following the end of the Enolian War, over 70 000 Enolians are estimated to have fled from the war into neighbouring nations. The sudden outflow of refugees has put the immigration systems of many Aurelian nations to the test. From this crisis, the nations of Shffahkia and @Oyus have risen to international acclaim as a result of their actions in dealing with the outflow of refugees. According to conservative estimates, Shffahkia will bear the brunt of the crisis as it has committed to accepting over 47 000 of the estimated 70 000 refugees with Oyus accepting 5 000 and other Shffahko-states such as Dasdaine and Élénore Verte committing to accepting some 10 000 refugees each without taking into account the number of Enolians repatriating into Enolia. The brunt of the relief efforts for the refugees have been taken on by Shffahkia, yet Oyus has provided both crucial funding and logistical support. The committee for Enolian refugee relief said in a statement that "... The support provided by our Oyusard comrades has been invaluable in the handling of this Crisis...Were it not for them, our efforts would've been for nought..." Despite Oyusard aid, the Enolian refugees have started a potential border crisis of sorts between @Rihan and Shffahkia in the area called the Central Aurelian Passage. Historically the Central Aurelian Passage has been a point of contention between the two republics with both sides claiming the area. The trouble in the area began in the late 1800s when the Shffahkian Empire under Eustache I began encouraging settlement in the area leading to three wars being fought over sparsely populated jungle. As Enolia and Paranne became independent respectively the question about who owns the area was not solved leading to Paranne and Enolia employing various tactics of gaining influence in the area from building roads to hiring local militias and gangs to destroy said roads. When Enolia was entangled in a war with Rihan, Parannais Lyso-Unionists, most prominent of which was the former president of Paranne Émeric Dutoit, pressured Larue and her administration to increase influence in the region and to even send in the army. Union President Larue, for her part, refused to send soldiers into the area opting to send civil servants to aid refugees thereby increasing the Shffahkian grip on the area. It is crucial for the future of the Aurelian League that Rihan and Shffahkia find common ground. Larue Calls For LUP Openness Following the results of the election and the end of the Enolian war, Union President and LUP Chairperson Laure took to social media to announce her plans to "... open a constructive and free dialogue between the LUP and its supporters..." The goal of this new open dialogue is to redefine the LUP as a Collectivist Party that is not situated on the left or the right. "The Lyso-Unionist Party is not on the left or right, it is ahead." Larue said during her televised and live-streamed speech. According to professional political analyst, André Azaïs, Larue is branding the LUP as a Neo-Collectivist party. Neo-Collectivism refers to the political ideology that advocates for the greater collective good as opposed to individual freedom or anarchy regardless of political affiliation. "The solution that works best for most people is the solution the LUP will advocate." Larue claimed in her speech. Whether the rebranding of the LUP as post left and right will work or not will remain to be seen but for many party members and politically engaged Shffahkians, this has proven an opportune moment to put their ideas into the party's thinktank. Critics say that Neo-Collectivism is an undefined ideology on par with Technocracy for its emptiness and vagueness. Despite this initial criticism, Larue's speech received mostly positive attention as it called for a more open exchange of ideas inside her party even encouraging her own peers to openly criticize the administration. Étherale Cryptocurrency Experiences Boom Following the so-called Crypto Crash that happened with Dawcoin from @PyeMcGowan, the Dasdaine Cryptocurrency Étherale or simply Etherale is experiencing a crypto boom. After an initial loss in value totalling 150 International Dollars, Etherale bounced back relatively quickly and now has doubled its value. at the moment one Etherale coin is worth over I$500 making it the second most valuable cryptocurrency. It is unsure where such a boost in crypto confidence came from but the Dasdaine based Cryptocurrency is riding high as a result. Étherale is popularly used to make everyday purchases in its home country of Dasdaine and in recent years is becoming ever more popular in Shffahkia aswell especially in online shopping despite the government warning about the instability of cryptocurrencies. Just as the Shffahkian government was about to get its textbook case of Crypto failure, Etherale exploded in value. Étherale creator Joséph Dubois said that "Etherale, it'll change the world, mes doudes, it's the new technology of tomorrow today as well as the super extra luxury cryptocurrency. All these economists and government officials can say what they want but at the end of the day you cannot defeat the pure power of lux Etherale has."
  8. Off the top of my head, I'd suggest reverting to the first time Derthalen left before Rhodellia joined which was, if I remember correctly, a mod-controlled Derth that would've been possibly divided into zones of occupation between AFMS members.
  9. Féyeau's Criticism Backfires SCUL chairman Féyeau criticized the LUP harshly after it released its list of people who will be on the Touxoulotma Parliament Committee because only one from the forty or so members of the committee was actually of Touxouloutma heritage and this one person didn't even speak Touxouloutma. However, what is interesting about this is the fact that few people actually seemed to care as no large public outcry came of this unlike with some other issues. The reason behind this is the public apathy in Shffahkia towards the Touxouloutma. Due to extensive lysonisation policies in the mid-1800s, many Touxouloutmans were "converted" into either Lyso-Shffahkian or Shffahko-Limonaian culture. A large reason behind this was a large-scale Touxouloutma migration inside Shffahkia where many Touxouloutmans migrated to cities leaving the countryside. Of the 14 or so million Touxouloutmans, only some 5 million primarily identify as Touxouloutman. It is because of this lack of a truly distinct Touxouloutma identity and the general apathy felt towards the Touxouloutma why Paranne was unable to ever form a Touxouloutma parliament itself. Union President and LUP chairperson Larue said that the committee is still in its planning phase and that its membership is still subject to change. Still, an apathetic Shffahkian public has got many worried over the future prospects of a Touxouloutma parliament. Chambre of Representatives Elections What Goes onto the Ballot? With the Chambre elections only a week away, it is more important than ever to have a look at what is going on the collectivities' ballots. The Chambre elections are actually two separate elections held on the same day: the election to the Chambre of Representatives and the election to each collectivities' own legislatures. In general, Shffahkians vote for three things: their representatives in the Chambre, their own collectivity legislators who will govern the collectivity, and other issues/concerns that have made it to the ballot such as the Catherine flag change which ignited a small controversy. Although the votes on the issues and controversies aren't binding to legislators, it is required that the matter will be handled by the elected legislators in some manner. These votes are referred to as third-tier votes. So what third-tier votes have made their way into collectivities ballots? The most popular third-tier vote is the so-called Nature Rights vote that seeks to provide natural phenomena such as rivers and forests legal rights much like how a corporation has legal rights. Already in place in Deux-Rivières and Piranhahsse, this new piece of legislation has proven very effective in terms of environmental protection. It is suspected that natural phenomena will be granted rights on the federal level if enough states adopt such legislation. Another prevalent theme seems to be the changing of flags or names. Catherine, West Catherina and Port-de-Lys are all planning on changing their collectivity flags. The reason for this is that each of these states have become larger as a result of the Paranne Reintegration act and thus want more representative flags. On the other hand, the collectivities of Mines Générales and the Goodman State (l'État aux Bonshommes) have for a long time wished to change their names as names such as General Mines and Goodman State aren't that descriptive of these states anymore. The Goodman state is looking to change its name to its Touxouloutma name of Quaouaoua, while Mines Générales will be choosing between its Touxouloutma name of Janaab-Pakal and its Éireann name of Dbra Oinn (Pronounced: 'dehvehrah win'). Yet another issue making its way to many collectivities' ballots is the Touxouloutma Parliament. This vote's intention is to scout out which states would be willing to host the parliament and possibly even willing to adopt Touxouloutma at the state level. Currently, the most likely choice is looking to be the Goodman State that has the largest proportional population of Shffahko-Touxouloutmans although numerically both Mines Générales and West Catherine boast a larger Touxouloutma population. The Goodman State and Eustathe will be looking to decriminalize all drugs if their population shows enough support for it in these elections. At the same time, Port-de-Lys will also be looking to restore the votes of many criminals through its own third-tier vote. Finally, Catherinians have begun a trend of church marriages which isn't surprising as Catherine is the state with the most married couples. The vote would make church marriages official. However, the ceremony needs to still be overseen by a judge or some other qualified person as priest-conducted marriages aren't seen as valid in Shffahkia.
  10. The Mountains to the west of Shffahkia proper are called Paranne Mts.
  11. Union President Gives Shffahkian Stance in Dolch See Conflict Recently Union President Larue has been under immense pressure from both political friend and foe to announce unanimous support for the Dolch See War as declared by AFMS. The Union President declared that she would not be announcing the Shffahkian stance preferring to stay mute which sparked a wave of protests. Demographically Shffahkia is in almost unanimous support. 30 to 40 million Shffahkians identify as Shffahko-Limonaian. 28 million Shffahko-Éireanns live in Shffahkia which is larger than the number of Éreanns living in Éire proper. Add to all this Shffahkia's membership in ICEB and it is no surprise that Union President Larue has been pressured by the PNC and even her own party alongside many communities to announce Shffahkian support. However, not willing to give way completely under pressure, Larue didn't declare her support for war, but for peace. Shffahkia will officially be joining nations such as @Sunset Sea Islands and @Rihan in support for a peaceful resolution to the conflict. Although an unpopular move, the Senate, Cambre, Collective, or the Council are unable to do anything about it as decision-making power on foreign policy lays exclusively in the hands of the Union President. Paranne Reintegration Act Explained As of late Shffahkian news has been by a select few topics at the top of which is the Paranne Reintegration Act of 2019 (Lysian: Acte da Reintégration da République da Paranne à la République Fédérative da Sfakie). It can be very easy to miss out on exactly what the Larue Administration promised in this "deal" to the Parannais government in exchange for unification. NSAS hired renowned political analyst André Azaïs to read through the over 1 000-page document and to pick out the most important parts. 1. Political Changes Beginning with changes to the political structures of Shffahkia, the integration of the Parannais government and elected representatives into the four legislatures of Shffahkia. The Larue Administration has already appointed the majority of already-existing Parannais ministers and representatives into the Shffahkian Council and the Collective of Ministers at the behest of former president Émeric Dutoit, while Parannais representatives to the Senate and Chambre will be elected through elections. 2. Constitutional Changes Second, are the changes to be made to the Shffahkian constitution. In essence, these changes will limit the powers of the role of Union President as defined in the Larue Amendments which quite literally make the Union President stand above the law. In the act, the removal of the Larue Amendment, as well as several changes which will make the constitution resemble more the original constitution of the first Shffahko-Republic are specified to be passed after the Senate and Chambre elections. 3. Economic Changes Paranne and Shffahkia proper were close trading partners as both of them had similar economic structures. But unlike Shffahkia which still carries on a semi-archaic Syndicalist economic policy, Paranne had embraced State Capitalism as its choice. As a result, Paranne saw much in terms of economic growth and improvement reaching yearly growth rates almost as high as Dasdaine's. In the reintegration act, it is specified that Shffahkia will officially adopt a State Capitalist economic policy while still retaining some aspects of its former economy. What this will look like to the everyday Shffahkian, is that more economic freedom and economic chances will arise. This part has been heavily criticized by the PNC. 4. A Touxouloutma Parliament The easiest part to miss in the whole act is that Shffahkia agrees to the formation of a Touxouloutma parliament. The Touxouloutma are the natives in Shffahkia that today number between 14 to 16 million. A Touxouloutma parliament would become the representative body for the people of Touxouloutma heritage. It would act as an institution of cultural autonomy for the indigenous Touxouloutma people officially becoming the fifth legislature in Shffahkia. This is the part which some in Larue's LUP heavily disagree with saying that it promotes separation instead of unification which is the acts original purpose.
  12. Chambre of Representatives Debate Breaks Record Following the broadcasting of the Chambre of Representatives election, Shffahkian TV stations and streaming services recorded a record number of live viewers to the debates. With over 35,4 million Shffahkians tuning in to watch the live debate, the Chambre of Representatives broke all earlier records topping the previous record held by the Monin-Kondukanto debate in 1968 with a landslide. One major reason its success is the sheer fact that it is the first open political debate in Shffahkia since 1898. For 121 years political debates have either been sidestepped or been heavily scripted and subsequently censored. It is no surprise that when the first truly open political debate was announced that it would draw in a large audience. The second major reason is the heated back and forth which was observed between sitting Union President Larue and SCUL chairman Féyeau. Despite the PNC also being present at the debate, the spotlight was very much centred towards Larue and Féyeau. Not content with only answering questions, Féyeau took to the stage and used the opportunity to criticise and question the sitting Union President which was unprecedented. Here are some notable moments from the debate as picked by the NSAS News Crew. "Union President Larue, one of the major concerns some Shffahkians have with the Paranne Reintegration Act is the further implementations of Capitalist policies it applies. As a consequence, we've seen an increase in the number of companies established in Shffahkia. How far right are you willing to go with your economic policies and will these policies discourage the formation of collectives and co-operatives in the future?" "In order to normalize Shffahkia, some degree of economic freedom and by association right-leaning policies are necessary. I do not have the intention of favouring companies over collectives or co-operatives, for I intend to create an environment where the three can co-exist. The fact is not all economic activity can be done through collectives or co-operatives. With my policies, I will cut down on needless support for collectives and co-operatives and in their place establish state-owned companies which can do the job more efficiently... ... I will reiterate, I simply wish to cut down on needless spending by introducing companies where necessary." ... "SCUL Chairman Féyeau, as it stands Shffahkia has two official languages, Lysian and Esperanto, yet there is a significant amount of Limonaian speakers the number of which some estimates put all the way to 30 million and some 4 million Touxouloutma speakers without representation on the national level. Would you seek to implement Limonaian and/or Touxouloutma as a language on the national level?" "The SCUL has had within its party agenda the inclusion of all groups of society into governance since 1994. This hasn't changed. In Paranne, I promised the SCUL would fight to have Touxouloutma be a recognized language. I intend to keep this promise. Not only that, I extend this promise to the Shffahko-Limonaians. The Fact that over 34 million Shffahkians do not have their native language represented in governance while Esperanto is still paraded as an official language (talk about needless spending) is made even more unacceptable when taking into consideration that these very same people are having their votes suppressed in the current administration's attempt to interfere with democracy." Larue then proceeded to respond to Féyeau before the announcer could start speaking. "Firstly, no one has done more for democracy in this country than I. Before the Reintegration Act, Shffahkia had just recently held elections. The Shffahkian people then made their choice. Having needless elections when the choice is clear is only going to cause instability. Need I remind you of the time when 9 elections were held in only 6 months as a move by the Monin family to disrupt democracy? Secondly, I do not see the implementation of Limonaian or Touxouloutma on the national level as necessary especially when some states have already adopted Limonaian as a state language. The decision to enforce Limonaian or Touxouloutma needs to be left to the states. As for Esperanto, my administration has taken steps to lessen its influence but it is good to note that several universities and communities still use Esperanto as their go-to language." "Democracy doesn't cause instability, it is those who oppose it that do." Féyeau replied. ... "Moving on! Union President Larue, recently the @Sunset Sea Islands' government criticized the Republic of @Rihan and the State of @Kipan over the legalization of commercial whaling. What is your stance on the issue?" "The legalization of commercial whaling is yet another monument to the avarice of nations. I have nothing but the utmost praise towards the SSI for speaking on behalf of environmental concerns. However, the Shffahkian position is different. For the Aurelian project to become a success, I see it salient to focus on encouragement instead of discouragement, to unify instead of separate. But with such actions from the Kipanese and Rihanssu governments, it is ever more salient to observe whether Aurelian unity is used for the betterment of Aurelia or the destruction of its lands and seas and to be on our guard. This also presents a situation where our two nations may find even more common ground such as in the Manamana." ... "Finally, SCUL Chairman Féyeau, tensions in the Dolch See have finally culminated in the declaration of war from AFMS. You've stated earlier that you feel a great sense of worry for the Derthaler people. What do you mean by that?" "Unlike some other crises, this one has been brought on by unimaginable acts of barbarity from, not the every-day Derthaler citizen, but their oppressive 'nobility' that has kept alive the practice of slavery into the 21st century. Good to note that one of the nations building the Aurelian Project is one which does not see its own citizens as equals. But that's beside the point. A war will be fought in the Dolch See, it is most likely that AFMS will be victorious but what will happen then? Will they exact vengeance upon a people for the deeds or their morally corrupt oppressors and divide? Or will they rebuild, civilize, or in the words of the Union President herself, normalize and unite Derthalen? This is why I feel worried about the every-day Dethaler citizen, not their corrupt nobility." ... Sean Noël Wins Qualifiers A third reason why the debate was watched by so many is that it was followed by the Shffahkian Eurthvision Qualifying Finals. Compared to the debate's 35,4 million Shffahkians, the national qualifiers pulled over 48 million live spectators. Accounting for other Shffahko-states such as Dasdaine and Théhasse, the total goes to almost 150 million. Shffahkian musician, Sean Noël, won the national qualifiers and was chosen to represent Shffahkia in the upcoming Eurthvision competition in Variota. Sean Noël's winning ticket was his song "We Didn't Light the Pyre" which light the crowd ablaze. Sean Noël was born in the late 1940s into Delacroix's Collectivist Shffahkia. His musical career would begin in the late 1960s when he went to a concert by the popular Die Käfer band and was inspired to pursue a career in music. Noël wrote his signature song "Clavichord Fellow" which even to this day is the final song in almost all his concerts. Clavichord Fellow was written in 1973 with the Break-Up of Shffahkia looming in the backdrop. The song united an ever-increasingly politically divided Shffahkia with Dasdaine already having declared independence. Songs like Clavichord Fellow formed the so-called Shffahkian music sphere which referred to countries where Shffahko-state artists such as Sean Noël were popular. Now with the passing of the Paranne Reintegration Act, Sean Noël has once more become a Shffahkian citizen after a 40-year middle period
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