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Ibriarium

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About Ibriarium

  • Birthday 05/21/1998

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Texas
  • Interests
    Hiking band music

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  • NS
    Ibriarium
  • Capital
    Boshlavik
  • HoS
    Grand emperor Raul

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  1. Ibriarium

    One man's trash is another man's treasure

    @Sunset Sea Islands, please forward all findings from the geode to me (maybe on this open forum) *official seal of The Commonwealth of Ibriarium* signed Gene Andrews, Todd's sick
  2. Ibriarium

    Ibriarium broadcasting network

    (bum bum bu Bu baa bA BA) Hello, I'm Lue Gentry with IBCN and this is Nightly News with Lue Geanty. Tonight we have a special guest with us renowned author, outspoken equalist, and wife of Senator Ron LaJones, here to promote her new book, All the king's horses, and all the king's men couldn't put workplace equality together again, Shay LaJones "Hello, Mrs. LaJones I'm glad o have you on the show." "Yes, its a pleasure!" "So your book is coming out this August what is the main point of it?" "In my book, I want to highlight how gender plays a big role in what career you choose and I want to let everyone know that if you're a guy but you can really work foundation you shouldn't go to some predetermined "male" job, go be a makeup artist and vice versa with women and "woman" jobs." "well that sounds very intriguing I can't wait for its release this August. thank you again for joining us this evening." (screen fades to black and commercials begin playing) (screen cuts to black) 5 4 3 2 1 (screen turns to an empty podium) (Grand Emporer Raul Ferdinand walks out, Todd Haldly following closely behind) now I know what you are all thinking gaully a surprise speech from our great and glorious leader during our regularly scheduled programming what fun, and I wish I could bring good news, alas I must tell all of you that after months of negotiations we have failed to reach an agreement with the Brotherhood of Iknog and we must again come to the world and announce to all we will not stand for such chaos, a really tall white dude once said "a house divided will fall. So finally I urge all of you capable enlist in our military join forces with your fellow citizens and rise up to strike down this evil. (the screen fades to Ibriariums Official seal before fading black) (a random talk show starts playing)
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    Ibriarium broadcasting network

    Hello and good evening from the IBCN I am your host Lou Gentry live from Gloria square gardens. I'm here tonight with breaking news straight from Grand Capital Boshlavik, Elijah Hue founder of Einstein motors has announced that he will be buying a planet. The planet, Kepler 186f, was discovered roughly four years ago is the first planet to be most Earth-like. Mr. Hue says he wants to buy the planet with the hopes of sending a robotic probe there by 2021 and a manned space mission there by 2029. world leaders are up in arms claiming Elijah has no authority to own an entire planet, some saying it belongs to a higher authority. Mr. Hue is said to hold a press conference July 10th, then petition the world union October 2nd. in other news, a woman was arrested for attempting to steal the scoreboard to an Ibrumball match. the weather in the capital of the Commonwealth will be partly cloudy, with a 75% chance of rain. tons of items and food you with the bill (i know, sounds like a bad date) to help give you some tips on how two avoid being trout fished here are three tips 1. don't give out personal info. over the internet (i.e. SSN, birthdate, or phone number) 2. if you don't know them don't talk to them. most people you meet on the internet are not who they seem most with malicious intent. 3. lastly if you do meet someone online, never ever agree to meet with them in person. thank you for tuning in this has been Lue Gentry with IBCN news nightly
  4. Ibriarium

    One man's trash is another man's treasure

    Howdy, Todd Haldly here we here at Ibriarium appreciate your excitement @Prymontfor the geode and you will most definitely be invited to the private auction but this rare artifact is going to @Sunset Sea Islands for research to help enrich the history of our region, bringing light to the dark. of course, we will have to do a thorough background check of all your work seeing as you are a private entity so please forward all past and new works to us please. and lastly, at the risk of my head, The Grand Emporer Raul Ferdinand would like a signed copy of your newest album, if at all possible *Official Seal of The Commonwealth of Ibriarium* signed Todd Haldly, I never saw the end of Finding Nemo so I just assume that he found his dad at the end and they live happily ever after with dory
  5. Ibriarium

    One man's trash is another man's treasure

    perfect, we have put together a team of geologists, museum curators, and a few strong arms to loan out to you I have the National Air Defence setting a course for your airplanes approach seeing as Ibriarium is still at war you will be accompanied by a squadron of HRP mock 7 silverfish other than that this mission should go by the books the best of luck to you. *official seal of The Commonwealth of Ibriarium* signed Todd Haldly, once took off a woman's bra off by looking at it
  6. Ibriarium

    One man's trash is another man's treasure

    Dear @Sunset Sea Islands, the Grand Emporer Raul Ferdinand and I have discussed your offer and we would be delighted to accept your offer we feel that in finding the original owner of such an artifact and please to anyone else whom once held the geode in their possession, please retell all the riveting details and folklore maybe you sacrificed children to it, maybe you used it to power your space cannon, possibly it was used as a throne whatever it was let us all know! **official seal of the Commonwealth of Ibririum** Signed Todd Haldly, part-time DJ full-time spokesman of the Commonwealth of Ibriarium
  7. Howdy. I'm Todd Haldly. And along with the Commonwealth of Ibriarium, I am proud to announce that the huge rock with weird crystals that we stole from another country we were having a "dispute" with is now up for sale! I know: cool, right? This impromptu sale is because we found out that this rock has been stolen from around Europa since the first "dispute" in this Region. So please tell us of the fascinating and totally legit folktales of why this should be returned within the borders of your nation. If you make the cut then bidding will start. What: did you really think it would be free? Noooo... While our economy is frighteningly awesome, we love money Anyway, good day to all you lords, ladies, dictators, democratically "elected" leaders *Official seal of the Commonwealth of Ibriarium* Signed, Todd Haldly, international bachelor
  8. Ibriarium

    Ictinbiń

    well howdy sorry I didn't respond quickly just moving around some of my military to shady and questionable locations
  9. Ibriarium

    Ictinbiń

    Well thanks for the warm welcome @Orioni I figured I've been here long enough that it's time for some good old diplomatic relations
  10. Ibriarium

    Ictinbiń

    Hello from the Mello fello The Grand Emperor Raul Ferdinand
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    Ibriarium

  12. Ibriarium

    Crisis in the commonwealth

    This is a message received June 25 at 11:45 pm from Grand Emperor Raul Ferdinand Dear leaders of Europa, and citizens of the commonwealth, there have been rumors of conflict in the southern border of Ibriarium. I am here tonight to confirm those rumors. At 7:13 this morning the radical religious group, the enlightened brothers of iknog staged an attack on our southern state Abnon, two hours later their capital fell with it five other states have seceded. The enlightened brothers of iknog are of a violent and radical behavior seeing the only possible way to spread is by fear and destruction. I beg each and every one of you to not send aid and do not trust those men. The Commonwealth of Ibriarium is hereby declaring war on the Enlightened Brothers of Iknog and all their territories iæ dołe fenßub (may God be with us all)
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