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About Variota

  • Birthday November 12

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    The best part of Europe

NationStates

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    Variota
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    Ferrefaaierhafen / Grootwaterflakte
  • HoS
    Dina Diva / R. Hiltgaar / Gillofan V / G.R. Reierfer
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    Dina Diva

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  1. Dr. Jiwilmi Fantuitlant was an imposing sight, two meters tall and wearing an outfit that contained enough animal print to make wildlife run away in fear of their life. A cigarette almost constantly in her hand or her mouth, lighting one with the other. A drink in the other, either from whatever the Prymontians offered their guests or from her own bedazzled flask. Her parents might have been immigrants to Het Huisselant and relatively conservative at that, she herself had taken up the Variotan culture and lifestyle with a gusto that was rare to see even among Variotans themselves. The oth
  2. TRASH Television to start broadcasting worldwide, fans rejoice! Popular Variotan broadcaster TRASH Television has announced that they will attempt a worldwide expansion after repeated demands by fans. TRASH Television, standing for Talk [shows], Reality, Action, Sensual, Hidden [camera] after the shows that they broadcast, is well known as the producer and broadcaster of quality hit shows such as The Real Army Husbands of Het Huisselant, following the debauchery and personal growth of a gaggle of homosexual 'army husbands' from Groenbos. An episode of Prison Patisserie Proving Ground
  3. 1 and 4 are obviously digs at Dina Diva
  4. ''Pop the bubbly! And let's get a good snort in!'' Corks could be heard being popped in the airplane. When Dina Diva celebrated, she did it right. And for her, life was one big celebration. The jetliner that she traveled in belonged to Vooters Air, one of her favorite ways to travel. Half the plane was filled by her own crew as even this flight was televised live to the world, her fans needed it, craved it. For those living a mundane life, Dina Diva's life was the living equivalent of crack and her 24/7 live show was the dealer that kept refilling their pipe with new rocks. The other half
  5. Variota

    Doom of Ceris

    The Variotan Embassy in Zaspa was a nondescript building, an old apartment building they had managed to quickly buy and refurbish. The only two things that stood out were the massive Variotan flag hanging off the building and the two heavily armed Varinco Security mercenaries standing in front, keeping guard. While the practice of keeping internal embassies seemed strange to some, the federal nature of the nation meant that the Internal Diplomacy Department maintained a varied amount of embassies throughout the nation. Young diplomats seeking to become ambassadors to foreign nations often star
  6. Beep. No response. Beeeeeep. Beep, beep. Beeeep. Beep beep beep. Beeeeeeep. ''Teringlijerrrrr! Opstaan of ek ram ji's kop in!" A loud thumping could be heard from the floor under Reemy Loopentlant's bedroom. His lovely downstairs neighbor, a Reierfer woman that could best be described as the human equivalent of a piece of beef jerky that had won the lottery, had been suffering this fate ever since he'd been elected to head the new cabinet. Having a dastardly loud alarm clock wake you up way too early every morning would lead you to call the leader of your nation a typhoid suffe
  7. I'd be interested in sending a delegate as well, although we'd probably have less lofty goals than the others.
  8. I think there's a lot of things you could get involved with, depending on how things go with people. Part of that ties with what Tag said, perhaps a change in administration or some such. Even if you don't, I'd say it'd be a good thing to attempt a PR round or something, send a group of delegates to various nations in order to attempt to gain some goodwill and try to show off that, even if the government isn't exactly changing, its actions are. That'd mean sending out letters to the various governments of the world. Sounds like a lot of work but you can basically copy the same letter and chang
  9. Late response. I've never really set a set date on the settlement of Variota due to the varying factors, research that I did back then did end up with a realistic date of the early 1400's in regards to when it'd be possible to have a genuine, coordinated colonisation effort by following how European naval technology developed IRL. Chinese naval technology would have allowed that date to be pushed to earlier dates but that seemed like a wank back then as any Aloorians moving to settle Variota would have had to travel from western Europa where the primary cultures weren't/aren't Asian. Viki
  10. To: Eka Lam, Kera of Oyus From: F.F.f.F.f.F. Dina Diva Regarding: Wanting to adopt Dear Eka, My congratulations on the decision to decide to adopt, like they say about pets: adopt, don't shop. Or something like that but something that rhymes. And let's face it, a child and a pet share many similarities up to a certain age. So if you ask me, that saying still totally goes. And I totally get wanting to have a Variotan on the throne, no one's ever gone wrong by being ruled over by a Variotan. I know you've, like, sent it to all the governments in the world but let's not kid ourselves, I
  11. Hi Acadia, As mentioned on Discord and within the balance sheet itself, the total amount of points is 4, not 5. Please rework your statistics so it works with the allocated 4 points.
  12. The Treaty of Ferrefaaierhafen is mentioned here and I believe I mention it a couple of times here and there on other threads (such as here). Historically, the Treaty of Ferrefaaierhafen made nations accept Variotan hegemony over the Keelpijppassage as well as provide a section of land in each port of importance (which generally meant any port seeing enough international trade) on the Keelpijp. In return, Het Huisselant protected the waters and enabled all trade vessels from ratifiers to pass through and trade without costs. Throughout the ages, it developed further and is currently the ACTF (
  13. Keep in mind that taking that location means aligning some parts of your history to fit the bits that are already in place for the area, the Treaty of Ferrefaaierhafen and how it applies to the Keelpijp being one of them. In addition, I currently have Lukinagrad set down as the capital of a historic empire that slowly collapsed so that'd mean that certain western parts of your nation would have been later additions to your nation.
  14. Hi! I've asked around and it seems that none of our mentors or mods have shared our balance sheet with you yet! The balance sheet has been thought up to allow every new player to get a fair chance while also ensuring that it remains fair and interesting for everyone. It's a bit of a read but it tells you exactly why, what and how. Please read it through and let me know through Discord PM or PM here on the forums about your decision in regards to point distribution, as it'll impact the amount of land, population and GDP per capita you'll be able to take! Should you have any questions
  15. Hi! I've asked around and it seems that none of our mentors or mods have shared our balance sheet with you yet! The balance sheet has been thought up to allow every new player to get a fair chance while also ensuring that it remains fair and interesting for everyone. It's a bit of a read but it tells you exactly why, what and how. Please read it through and let me know through Discord PM or PM here on the forums about your decision in regards to point distribution, as it'll impact the amount of land, population and GDP per capita you'll be able to take! Should you have any questions
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